1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:05,400 [waves crashing] 2 00:00:36,338 --> 00:00:39,338 [upbeat music] 3 00:01:08,723 --> 00:01:09,916 [Lisa] Can you just hang on for one sec? 4 00:01:09,941 --> 00:01:11,160 Dan, do you know where you're going? 5 00:01:11,185 --> 00:01:12,783 [Dan] I don't, I think we might have passed it. 6 00:01:12,808 --> 00:01:14,601 - I'm gonna pull over. - [Lisa] Okay. 7 00:01:14,626 --> 00:01:15,776 Sorry about that. 8 00:01:15,801 --> 00:01:18,124 So yeah, it's perfect. 9 00:01:18,632 --> 00:01:20,233 Right, and not to put the pressure on, 10 00:01:20,258 --> 00:01:23,223 but homes like this, they just don't come along every day. 11 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:25,521 - Right. - Oh my-- Are you-- 12 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:27,943 - Oh my God! - And I understand, but-- 13 00:01:27,968 --> 00:01:29,981 [whispering] What the fuck? 14 00:01:30,513 --> 00:01:32,313 This what you want? 15 00:01:32,338 --> 00:01:34,483 Uh-huh, but luckily, I mean, 16 00:01:34,507 --> 00:01:36,485 I have a great relationship with the sellers. 17 00:01:36,509 --> 00:01:37,938 So if you're willing to come in. 18 00:01:37,963 --> 00:01:39,255 Right, with the offer that we discussed 19 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,879 then I can make it happen. 20 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:45,966 Uh-huh, but I'm gonna need an answer today, yeah. 21 00:01:46,237 --> 00:01:48,155 The kid, the kid, mention the kid. Throw the kid in. 22 00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:50,902 Right. And you know what, little Bryce is gonna love the playground. 23 00:01:50,927 --> 00:01:52,214 Honestly I don't think that you should wait 24 00:01:52,239 --> 00:01:53,766 someone's gonna come in and grab it. 25 00:01:57,062 --> 00:02:00,020 - That's-- that is fantastic news! - Yes! 26 00:02:00,045 --> 00:02:01,604 Okay, great. Congratulations! 27 00:02:02,594 --> 00:02:04,112 - God, I love you. - What! 28 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:05,464 - The closer. - What! 29 00:02:05,781 --> 00:02:06,915 [hand slap] 30 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:08,491 - Alright. - So you like it that big? 31 00:02:08,516 --> 00:02:09,535 Shh. 32 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,501 That is a monster purple dong. 33 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:13,658 It's like Barney up in your face. 34 00:02:13,963 --> 00:02:15,576 Alright, let's find this cabin. 35 00:02:16,176 --> 00:02:19,176 [upbeat music] 36 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,001 [Lisa] We have an entire dock. 37 00:02:23,026 --> 00:02:24,136 Wow. 38 00:02:24,168 --> 00:02:27,181 This place is something. 39 00:02:27,205 --> 00:02:28,393 Wow. 40 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:32,009 Oh Dan, this is unbelievable. 41 00:02:32,314 --> 00:02:33,961 Are you kidding me? 42 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,705 This is spectacular! 43 00:02:35,729 --> 00:02:37,426 What-- is that a greenhouse? 44 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:38,580 Yup! 45 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,637 Whoa, there are more bags? 46 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:42,955 Yeah, just a few. 47 00:02:43,318 --> 00:02:44,640 I can't believe how much stuff you bought, 48 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,055 you got enough for an army. 49 00:02:46,079 --> 00:02:47,919 Teejay eats likes a pig. 50 00:02:47,943 --> 00:02:50,294 Really? He doesn't strike me as the type. 51 00:02:50,318 --> 00:02:51,440 You'd be surprised. 52 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:53,224 Seriously, you should see the guy eat hummus, 53 00:02:53,248 --> 00:02:54,678 it's like an OPEC summit. 54 00:02:54,702 --> 00:02:56,468 - [laughing] - And why shouldn't he? 55 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,136 Let's indulge! 56 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:02,036 We are on vacation Lis just look this at place, huh? 57 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:03,543 [Lisa] Pretty incredible. 58 00:03:04,028 --> 00:03:05,523 You're incredible. 59 00:03:05,547 --> 00:03:07,628 - Right? - [giggling] 60 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:11,390 Honestly, I am the luckiest man alive. 61 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,310 - [phone vibrating] - Oh sorry, hang on. 62 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:17,688 It's Teejay, they're ten minutes away. 63 00:03:17,938 --> 00:03:19,068 What? 64 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:20,602 Ten minutes? 65 00:03:21,042 --> 00:03:22,308 Are they early? 66 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:24,046 [clears throat] 67 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:26,324 [pensive music] 68 00:03:27,776 --> 00:03:29,513 - [sighs] - [groans] 69 00:03:32,475 --> 00:03:33,516 Oh! 70 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:35,979 [seductive music playing] 71 00:03:46,208 --> 00:03:47,338 [doors closing] 72 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:51,577 [Teejay] Huh. 73 00:03:54,358 --> 00:03:56,392 Well, there's no mistaking that car. 74 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:59,408 Oh yeah, he calls it his Rad-Mobile. 75 00:03:59,432 --> 00:04:00,616 Sad. 76 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,667 Your designs looks really sick on it though. 77 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,289 Yeah. 78 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:06,133 Shit! 79 00:04:06,439 --> 00:04:07,692 Look at this place. 80 00:04:07,716 --> 00:04:09,474 It's so deck. 81 00:04:09,807 --> 00:04:12,069 See what being the boss can get you? 82 00:04:13,371 --> 00:04:14,725 - Let's do this. - Alright. 83 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:17,984 Oh, but first, let's do this. 84 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:19,686 [camera shutter] 85 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,024 - [laughs] - [camera shutter] 86 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,046 Okay, let's get our bags. 87 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:25,200 Alright. 88 00:04:26,062 --> 00:04:27,064 Okay. 89 00:04:27,245 --> 00:04:28,740 [clears throat] 90 00:04:28,764 --> 00:04:30,184 [doorbell rings] 91 00:04:30,976 --> 00:04:32,980 - [whispering] Ready? - Okay. 92 00:04:33,301 --> 00:04:34,301 Hey! 93 00:04:34,325 --> 00:04:35,578 Ah! 94 00:04:35,602 --> 00:04:38,025 There he is! My main man, TeeJay! 95 00:04:38,049 --> 00:04:40,151 - Mr. Rad Ass, himself! - Hi! How are you? 96 00:04:40,477 --> 00:04:42,520 Oh, that's so thoughtful, come on in. 97 00:04:42,544 --> 00:04:43,786 Here, let me take that for you. 98 00:04:43,811 --> 00:04:45,201 C'mon, you didn't have to do that. 99 00:04:45,226 --> 00:04:47,925 - Namaste. - Oh, Namaste to you too. 100 00:04:47,949 --> 00:04:49,543 - Drop your stuff. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, wherever. 101 00:04:49,568 --> 00:04:51,111 You can drop it anywhere. 102 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:54,690 So awesome for you guys to invite us. 103 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:57,721 This place is like amaze balls, it's totally zen, right? 104 00:04:57,745 --> 00:04:58,759 Mhmm. 105 00:04:58,783 --> 00:05:00,071 What's the WiFi code? 106 00:05:00,095 --> 00:05:02,415 Oh, uhh, I think-I think it's just "the lake house", right? 107 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,408 And don't be silly, we're so happy that you're here. 108 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:05,790 Thank you for coming. 109 00:05:05,815 --> 00:05:07,113 This place is great! 110 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:09,229 How'd you guys find it? 111 00:05:09,254 --> 00:05:10,339 Oh, you know, it's such a funny story. 112 00:05:10,364 --> 00:05:11,614 Teejay, let me show you this. 113 00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:14,031 So I have a client, and he's out of town. 114 00:05:14,056 --> 00:05:15,312 Here, come take a look at this. 115 00:05:15,336 --> 00:05:16,520 Wow! 116 00:05:16,546 --> 00:05:20,934 Skai, you look-- It is so good to see you. 117 00:05:20,959 --> 00:05:22,502 I just, I can't even remember the last time 118 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:24,659 we would've seen the both of you together. 119 00:05:24,684 --> 00:05:26,338 Yeah, I-- I don't know. 120 00:05:26,363 --> 00:05:29,750 Umm, maybe it was the ski hill, last winter 121 00:05:29,775 --> 00:05:31,574 that charity race event the company was sponsoring? 122 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:33,764 Oh no, of course, yeah, the ski hill! 123 00:05:33,971 --> 00:05:37,226 Wow, you must have been wearing like a giant parka 124 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,985 or something, 'cause I think I would have remembered that. 125 00:05:42,013 --> 00:05:43,370 You're so cute. 126 00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:45,931 Yeah, it was eons ago, I wasn't even engaged yet. 127 00:05:45,955 --> 00:05:46,973 Eng-- 128 00:05:46,997 --> 00:05:48,202 - What? - [laughs] 129 00:05:48,226 --> 00:05:50,528 Hello, Teejay! 130 00:05:50,774 --> 00:05:52,289 - Wow, that is-- - What? 131 00:05:52,313 --> 00:05:53,462 Oh right, the ring. 132 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,768 Yeah what can I say, my fiance has remarkable taste. 133 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:57,563 That is exactly why I hired him! 134 00:05:57,587 --> 00:06:00,427 Oh, it's beautiful. Congratulations, I mean that's-- 135 00:06:00,452 --> 00:06:01,465 It's huge. 136 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:02,888 Yeah, I can't believe you didn't tell me. 137 00:06:02,913 --> 00:06:04,403 You dirty dog. Keeping secrets. 138 00:06:04,427 --> 00:06:05,712 Well I was, I was gonna tell you but we decided-- 139 00:06:05,737 --> 00:06:06,830 No, we were keeping it on the sly, 140 00:06:06,854 --> 00:06:08,404 until Mercury emerged from retrograde. 141 00:06:08,429 --> 00:06:10,100 - Which happened last Thursday. - Retrograde. 142 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,171 - Right! - You guys know about that, right? 143 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,678 - Yeah! - Well, that makes sense. 144 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:14,222 Yeah, why, why-- 145 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,237 I'm sure we'll get those details as we get through the weekend. 146 00:06:17,262 --> 00:06:18,391 - Anyway-- - Of course! 147 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:20,963 Lis, maybe you should show Skai their room. 148 00:06:20,987 --> 00:06:23,180 - Definitely. - You, engaged guy, come with me. 149 00:06:23,204 --> 00:06:24,791 We're gonna celebrate with a cold one. 150 00:06:24,815 --> 00:06:25,999 - Alright. - Let's go! 151 00:06:26,023 --> 00:06:28,064 - Yeah, you can go, it's okay. - Okay, cool. 152 00:06:28,701 --> 00:06:31,102 Great! Okay, so while the guys are doing their thing, 153 00:06:31,126 --> 00:06:32,661 maybe I could give you a tour. 154 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:34,005 There's a beautiful rooftop garden 155 00:06:34,029 --> 00:06:35,077 I think that you'll love-- 156 00:06:35,101 --> 00:06:36,665 Actually Lisa, if you don't mind 157 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,951 I'd love to get into my suit, that pool's murder! 158 00:06:38,976 --> 00:06:41,241 Oh yeah, of course, it's quite... 159 00:06:41,755 --> 00:06:42,927 homicidal. 160 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,794 [intriguing music] 161 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,193 It's like this beer you're gonna love: 162 00:06:48,217 --> 00:06:50,310 Brooklyn El Chupacabra. 163 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:53,467 Worst thing about the boathouse was the lack of a boat. 164 00:06:53,491 --> 00:06:55,262 Well, you know, we got the sea-doos. 165 00:06:57,313 --> 00:07:00,070 [seductive music] 166 00:07:13,064 --> 00:07:14,401 Dan? 167 00:07:15,011 --> 00:07:16,141 Dan. 168 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:17,500 Dan? 169 00:07:19,922 --> 00:07:20,926 What? 170 00:07:20,951 --> 00:07:22,688 Did you, did you, find the water equipment? 171 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,825 Oh, no-- No, yes. 172 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,874 The pool's calling me. 173 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,062 - [scream] - [splash] 174 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:34,540 [Teejay] Woo! 175 00:07:37,363 --> 00:07:40,446 [jazz music] 176 00:07:51,334 --> 00:07:54,693 [Skai] I just love seeing a strong woman in action. 177 00:07:54,936 --> 00:07:56,534 How do you do it all, Lisa? 178 00:07:56,558 --> 00:07:58,467 You're an awesome wife and mother, 179 00:07:58,491 --> 00:08:00,400 you have a successful business 180 00:08:00,821 --> 00:08:02,298 and you're a gourmet cook? 181 00:08:02,323 --> 00:08:05,044 Oh, what can I say. 182 00:08:09,563 --> 00:08:11,238 Here, lemme give you a hand with that. 183 00:08:11,262 --> 00:08:12,470 Thanks, Teejay. 184 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,166 Okay, dinner's served. 185 00:08:17,441 --> 00:08:19,420 [doorbell ringing] 186 00:08:19,445 --> 00:08:21,106 Shit! I'll get that, excuse me. 187 00:08:21,131 --> 00:08:22,280 Whoa. 188 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,424 That's so weird. Who could that be? 189 00:08:24,448 --> 00:08:26,337 Dan? Excuse me. 190 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:29,879 - Hey guys! - Hi! 191 00:08:29,903 --> 00:08:31,017 You made it! Come on in! 192 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,121 I'm sorry about that. 193 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,610 - Oh hi? - Hi, I'm comin', I'm comin'. 194 00:08:33,635 --> 00:08:34,979 - Wow. - Geoff and Fiona! 195 00:08:35,004 --> 00:08:36,742 Hi Lisa, sorry we're late. 196 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:41,099 We had, we had a bit of a discrepancy with the directions. 197 00:08:41,123 --> 00:08:42,307 It was a directions problem. 198 00:08:42,331 --> 00:08:44,451 Yeah, my singing buggers up our navigation apparently. 199 00:08:44,475 --> 00:08:45,573 Oh, great. 200 00:08:45,597 --> 00:08:47,906 Yeah it does, I dunno, it's weird. 201 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,167 - How you doing? I'm Teejay. - Hey, nice to meet you. 202 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,868 - This is my fiancé, Skai. - Hi. 203 00:08:51,892 --> 00:08:54,351 I have known this guy for 25 years, at least. 204 00:08:54,381 --> 00:08:55,770 We've known-- too long. 205 00:08:55,795 --> 00:08:57,338 It sounds so pleasant. 206 00:08:57,363 --> 00:08:58,374 Why don't, you know, 207 00:08:58,399 --> 00:08:59,873 why don't we just leave the bags here for now. 208 00:08:59,898 --> 00:09:01,837 - Okay. - And umm-- 209 00:09:02,313 --> 00:09:03,687 - Are you alright? - Yeah! 210 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:05,079 - Oh my gosh, yes! - Can I talk to you? 211 00:09:05,104 --> 00:09:06,159 So good to see you-- 212 00:09:06,184 --> 00:09:07,216 Yeah! 213 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:09,213 Um, come on in. 214 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:10,284 - Alright. - Yeah! 215 00:09:10,309 --> 00:09:11,671 - I really like your bag. - Thanks! 216 00:09:11,696 --> 00:09:14,175 - Designer? - Yeah, it is. 217 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,329 I need to talk to you. 218 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:16,400 Teejay, could you just grab them a glass of wine? 219 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:18,320 - Yeah, no problem. - And Dan, can I just-- 220 00:09:18,345 --> 00:09:20,448 Can I just see you in the bedroom for a second? 221 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:22,047 Sure, honey. 222 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,255 Why are they so surprised to see us? 223 00:09:24,279 --> 00:09:26,049 I have no idea. 224 00:09:26,513 --> 00:09:28,491 What the fuck is going on? 225 00:09:28,515 --> 00:09:30,493 Relax, relax, relax. I can explain. 226 00:09:30,517 --> 00:09:32,287 You invited them? This weekend? 227 00:09:32,311 --> 00:09:33,749 I mean, have you lost your mind? 228 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:34,876 And you didn't tell me? 229 00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:36,188 Shh, listen. 230 00:09:36,385 --> 00:09:37,683 I had no choice. 231 00:09:37,939 --> 00:09:40,331 Okay look, Geoffrey came to the office to hang out. 232 00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:42,952 He overheard me talking to Teejay about the weekend. 233 00:09:43,163 --> 00:09:45,203 He begged me, what was I supposed to say? 234 00:09:45,227 --> 00:09:46,330 Oh, I don't know, Dan. 235 00:09:46,354 --> 00:09:47,972 How about no? 236 00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:51,823 His marriage is halfway out the door, okay, you know that. 237 00:09:52,161 --> 00:09:55,028 He actually told me he thinks this might be his last chance 238 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,348 to fix things. 239 00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:58,641 I've known the guy forever, hon, I mean, what-- 240 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,282 I can't just tell to him to fuck off. 241 00:10:00,307 --> 00:10:02,631 Okay but we are doing a good thing here, babe. 242 00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:04,391 And we can totally make this work. 243 00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:05,525 Are you kidding me? 244 00:10:05,718 --> 00:10:09,321 This is still gonna be an amazing weekend. 245 00:10:10,011 --> 00:10:11,415 Oh my god. 246 00:10:12,383 --> 00:10:16,425 I think now's as good a time as any to propose a toast. 247 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:21,679 To our "everything plus" hosts and what will surely be 248 00:10:21,703 --> 00:10:23,543 an unforgettable weekend for us all. 249 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,269 Yes! Cheers. 250 00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:26,511 - Cheers. - Cheers to that. 251 00:10:26,535 --> 00:10:27,927 Cheers. 252 00:10:27,951 --> 00:10:29,169 Cheers. 253 00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:36,535 And I would like to personally thank my beautiful, talented, 254 00:10:36,649 --> 00:10:39,593 generous, and did I already mention gorgeous wife? 255 00:10:39,617 --> 00:10:41,067 - You said that, you said that. - Did I? Oh I did? 256 00:10:41,092 --> 00:10:44,460 Okay, well gorgeous wife, you really outdid yourself 257 00:10:44,484 --> 00:10:46,132 planning this weekend, babe. 258 00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,295 To Lisa. 259 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,987 [Fiona] Aww, that's sweet. 260 00:10:49,012 --> 00:10:50,341 - Cheers, everyone. - Cheers. 261 00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:53,310 Alright well listen, on that note, um-- cheers. 262 00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:56,576 Umm, I guess that we should-- 263 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,842 [clears throat] 264 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,667 Talk about the business at hand. 265 00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:03,922 - [giggling] - What? 266 00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:07,621 And look, I've never um, I've never done this before, 267 00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:11,896 so I apologize, this is very new for us, um-- 268 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,421 I did some research. 269 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,348 She's always so prepared. 270 00:11:16,373 --> 00:11:19,615 Nice, I can barely find my panties in a pile of socks. 271 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,635 So umm, I'm gonna go through this. 272 00:11:21,659 --> 00:11:23,936 But if you have anything to add at the end, 273 00:11:23,961 --> 00:11:25,843 please don't hesitate. 274 00:11:25,867 --> 00:11:27,431 I don't know what's going on. 275 00:11:27,455 --> 00:11:28,544 [laughing] 276 00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:29,674 I know, right? 277 00:11:29,698 --> 00:11:31,814 - [squeal] - Drum roll, please. 278 00:11:31,838 --> 00:11:34,022 In no particular order. 279 00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:38,773 Here are the Best Practices and Rules for a Swingers Party. 280 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:39,908 Oh! 281 00:11:40,273 --> 00:11:41,370 [Teejay] Here we go. 282 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:43,221 [Fiona] Oh my god. 283 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,588 You guys got me. 284 00:11:45,612 --> 00:11:47,382 Alright, let's swing. 285 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:48,979 [laughing] 286 00:11:49,004 --> 00:11:50,568 That's funny. 287 00:11:50,593 --> 00:11:51,812 You pranked me. 288 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:52,986 That's good. 289 00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:55,606 Is this a prank? 290 00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:57,784 Ha-ha! 291 00:11:58,488 --> 00:11:59,618 No-- 292 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,449 [Teejay] Wait a minute, she doesn't-- 293 00:12:07,989 --> 00:12:10,669 You didn't-- you didn't know about this, did you? 294 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:12,733 Uh, Fiona. Did you know about this? 295 00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:14,043 You do know what the-- 296 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,907 I mean, the weekend's about. 297 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,673 No. I didn't. 298 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:19,458 [chuckles] I didn't. 299 00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:21,523 - [Lisa] Dan? - Da-- 300 00:12:21,547 --> 00:12:22,765 Geoff? 301 00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:25,645 Uhh Dan, I think Dan would be-- 302 00:12:25,669 --> 00:12:26,709 I think Dan should-- 303 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:28,471 Can you put this in context for us a bit, buddy? 304 00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:32,014 'Cause I think we're all a little confused. 305 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,485 Where to start? 306 00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:35,730 Uh okay, you know, you know that Lisa and I 307 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,623 have been together since our early 20s. 308 00:12:38,935 --> 00:12:42,654 And she is the absolute love of my life. 309 00:12:42,878 --> 00:12:46,590 We have uh, the perfect family, we have the perfect marriage. 310 00:12:46,614 --> 00:12:48,688 You know what Fiona, when Dan asked me what I wanted 311 00:12:48,712 --> 00:12:51,380 for my birthday last year, I jokingly said, 312 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,958 "How about umm, a night with another person?" 313 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,642 So I said, hello! What about me? 314 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,498 The sex isn't perfect. I mean, it's great. 315 00:12:57,523 --> 00:12:58,957 Obviously. 316 00:12:58,982 --> 00:13:01,073 But I'm thinking, "Well shouldn't I then get to have sex 317 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,517 - with someone else too?" - Totally. 318 00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:04,011 That's reasonable, that's a reasonable assumption. 319 00:13:04,036 --> 00:13:05,335 And that's kinda how this whole thing-- 320 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,369 Came about. 321 00:13:06,393 --> 00:13:07,826 It's-it's fun and excitement. 322 00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:09,317 - It's just-- - Did you know about this? 323 00:13:09,342 --> 00:13:10,363 It's meaningless. 324 00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:12,336 - It's totally meaningless. - Utterly meaningless. 325 00:13:12,361 --> 00:13:14,078 - It's a meaningless weekend. - Did he know about this? 326 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:16,092 Well when Geoffrey asked to join-- 327 00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:17,638 [grunts] 328 00:13:17,913 --> 00:13:20,362 It just kind of felt, why not? 329 00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:22,923 Okay, okay, touche. 330 00:13:22,948 --> 00:13:24,275 Okay. 331 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:28,638 Umm, can we-- can I have a private moment with you please? 332 00:13:28,663 --> 00:13:30,621 A private moment? Can we go and just-- 333 00:13:30,646 --> 00:13:32,239 I can explain this. 334 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:35,086 I can explain, please. 335 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,270 My husband. 336 00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:43,594 Excuse me. 337 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:47,721 Okay, this is not-- Guys, I'll be right back. 338 00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:50,350 This is not-- Do no-- do not-- 339 00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:52,321 - Well played. - Thank you. 340 00:13:52,346 --> 00:13:53,457 Very well played. 341 00:13:53,858 --> 00:13:55,634 Fiona, would you please-- Would you please-- 342 00:13:55,658 --> 00:13:57,059 Would you just hear me out, please? 343 00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:59,051 - What the fuck? - I didn't know-- 344 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,890 - What the fuck? - I didn't know what else to do. 345 00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:02,719 Oh my god, Geoffrey, what the fuck? 346 00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:05,723 I thought maybe this would help you with your issues. 347 00:14:05,748 --> 00:14:07,175 My issues? You f-- 348 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,777 Honey, we haven't had sex in a year and a half! 349 00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:10,803 Lower your fucking voice. 350 00:14:10,828 --> 00:14:13,360 - One and a half years! - You lower your voice right now! 351 00:14:14,618 --> 00:14:17,548 Lisa, you wouldn't happen to have any kombucha tea would you? 352 00:14:19,874 --> 00:14:21,574 - Ever! - You thought that bringing me 353 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:26,043 to this fucking Swedish masturbatory 354 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:31,013 architectural shit hole was the way to improve our marriage? 355 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,202 Is that what you really thought? 356 00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:33,623 It may not have been the best call, admittedly. 357 00:14:33,663 --> 00:14:35,143 - I don't know. - Hey guys! 358 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,248 - Hi! - Mind if we join? 359 00:14:36,273 --> 00:14:37,391 Everything okay out here? 360 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:39,394 Yes, everything is very good. 361 00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:41,314 I don't want you to take this personally, 362 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,992 but we are going to leave 363 00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:48,004 because I've fucked enough men to last me a lifetime. 364 00:14:48,029 --> 00:14:49,403 - Except me, except me. - No, you should stay. 365 00:14:49,427 --> 00:14:51,539 We were looking forward to getting to know you guys. 366 00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:53,033 It's a beautiful house I don't know if you've noticed. 367 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,298 Spend the night, spend the night 368 00:14:54,323 --> 00:14:56,163 and we'll noodle it through, noodle it through. 369 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,385 You're blowing it, right? 370 00:14:57,415 --> 00:15:00,621 It's like t-- It's like a scud missile of smoke in my throat, 371 00:15:00,646 --> 00:15:02,002 - so you're sabbotaging it. - I'm sorry. 372 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,507 We're gonna go. It's time. 373 00:15:03,532 --> 00:15:05,404 Having a little patio party out here kids? 374 00:15:05,428 --> 00:15:06,708 No, your friends are bailing. 375 00:15:06,732 --> 00:15:07,751 What? Why? 376 00:15:07,775 --> 00:15:09,575 Yeah, we're gonna go. 377 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:14,345 I mean he just surprised me with this so we're gonna go. 378 00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:15,751 It's fine Fiona, you know what, you should 379 00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:18,337 probably get going though before it gets too dark out, so-- 380 00:15:18,361 --> 00:15:19,452 No, no, no, no, you don't wanna, 381 00:15:19,476 --> 00:15:20,955 you don't wanna drive back tonight 382 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,717 'cause it's dark out there. 383 00:15:22,742 --> 00:15:25,563 No, the rental agent told me about this, like a week ago 384 00:15:25,588 --> 00:15:27,382 the neighbors, the guy hit a moose or an elk or something. 385 00:15:27,411 --> 00:15:28,477 Broke the car right off. 386 00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:29,516 - Were they okay? - Broad daylight. 387 00:15:29,541 --> 00:15:31,315 No, they weren't okay. They hit a moose! 388 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:34,337 We'll strap it to the car and make some jerky. Geoffrey-- 389 00:15:34,456 --> 00:15:35,983 I did see some bear spray in the cupboard. 390 00:15:36,008 --> 00:15:37,157 Oh, this is bear country. 391 00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:39,222 There are black bears here and wolverines come down. 392 00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:40,287 Mr. Jeopardy. 393 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:41,596 This guy knows so much random shit, it's unbelievable. 394 00:15:41,621 --> 00:15:43,171 - Where are the keys? - Thank you very much. 395 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:44,984 There's no bears in your car. 396 00:15:45,008 --> 00:15:46,589 Are you actually okay behind the wheel? 397 00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,300 You've had a lot to drink. Maybe Fiona should drive? 398 00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:50,471 I don't drive at night. He drives at night. 399 00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:51,639 That's the- that's the job. 400 00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,021 I don't think he should be driving. 401 00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:54,598 Well, no. We're all, we're all pretty drunk. 402 00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:55,911 How many drinks have you had? 403 00:15:55,936 --> 00:15:58,604 Well I haven't exactly kept a tally throughout the evening. 404 00:15:58,629 --> 00:16:00,607 I just drank liberally at dinner, I don't know. 405 00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:02,723 Isn't that-- isn't that what we agreed? When you're-- At nighttime-- 406 00:16:02,748 --> 00:16:04,761 Listen, why don't you guys just stay the night 407 00:16:04,866 --> 00:16:06,204 and see how you feel in the morning? 408 00:16:06,229 --> 00:16:08,056 - Stay the night. - We should stay the night. 409 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,226 You're a shithead. 410 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,396 Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, my wife. 411 00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:12,774 My lovely wife. 412 00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:14,078 My husband. 413 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,365 My pimp. 414 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:18,207 Well then let me uh, let me show you your room. 415 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,272 Fuck you! 416 00:16:21,296 --> 00:16:22,457 Okay. Let's settle in. 417 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,798 Alright. 418 00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:27,670 [jazz music] 419 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,995 Oh Lisa, these waffles are unbelievable. 420 00:16:30,019 --> 00:16:31,198 - Good! - But have you ever thought 421 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:34,144 about making them with buckwheat and chia, it's a little bit flat, 422 00:16:34,169 --> 00:16:36,602 but agave nectar really helps to even them right out. 423 00:16:36,627 --> 00:16:37,954 [Lisa] Hmm. 424 00:16:38,255 --> 00:16:39,853 These are very, very good waffles. 425 00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:41,441 Incredible, incredible. 426 00:16:41,465 --> 00:16:42,635 [Fiona] Geoffrey? 427 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,927 - Yeah? - Did you call the kids? 428 00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:46,486 They were waiting for you to talk with-- 429 00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:47,711 I'll call them after breakfast. 430 00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:48,760 No I'll call them now. 431 00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:49,815 I just can't find the phone. 432 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,667 I don't know. Check by your bed. 433 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,654 Fiona? Fiona! 434 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,149 - What? - Well, I just wanted to say 435 00:16:55,174 --> 00:16:57,118 that I think you'll regret leaving. 436 00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,387 It looks like you and Geoffrey aren't doing well 437 00:16:59,412 --> 00:17:01,290 and maybe this weekend-- 438 00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:03,774 I don't know, you guys could reconnect. 439 00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:08,253 Plus, umm, it's a break from being a mom. 440 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:11,829 Maybe a weekend off from being a mom is what you need. 441 00:17:16,914 --> 00:17:18,044 Thank you. 442 00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:21,744 Geoffrey? 443 00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:25,451 Sorry, just to be clear, you want me to fuck another man 444 00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:26,892 to save our marriage? 445 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,041 Umm, well yeah, yes. 446 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:32,146 - Yeah. - Yes? 447 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,264 Yeah. 448 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,185 Well, I guess I'll stay. 449 00:17:37,314 --> 00:17:39,652 So I guess we're staying then. 450 00:17:40,504 --> 00:17:42,110 - Wow! - That's great. 451 00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:43,388 Gonna-- 452 00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,457 There you go, Fiona. 453 00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:49,923 It's-- I'd say that this really uh, changes everything. 454 00:17:49,947 --> 00:17:52,783 Yeah everything's uh, it changes everything. 455 00:17:52,985 --> 00:17:57,420 So how do we decide who goes with who on which night then? 456 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,543 It's not-- It doesn't matter. 457 00:17:58,568 --> 00:18:00,016 We got three couples, two nights. 458 00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,747 What-- what-- Do the math. It doesn't matter. 459 00:18:01,772 --> 00:18:03,378 Actually Geoffrey it does, it makes a lot of difference. 460 00:18:03,403 --> 00:18:05,006 Because we're supposed to be impartial 461 00:18:05,227 --> 00:18:07,447 and according to my research we're supposed to develop 462 00:18:07,472 --> 00:18:12,221 some sort of camaraderie with our partners before the... 463 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,455 act. 464 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,704 So... 465 00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:19,115 We could pick names. 466 00:18:24,468 --> 00:18:25,804 I have... 467 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,823 [giggles] Teejay! 468 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:29,497 - Did you pick me? - Yeah-- 469 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:30,576 What? 470 00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:33,919 Okay well, Skai! 471 00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:35,659 Just put it back in and choose another one. 472 00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:36,936 Yeah! 473 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,622 Okay. I have... 474 00:18:38,988 --> 00:18:40,118 Dan. 475 00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:48,080 Okay, umm, I'll go next. 476 00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:54,244 [clears throat] 477 00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:56,476 Geoffrey! 478 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,360 Looks like it's me and you, sexy. 479 00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:05,569 Mm-hmm. 480 00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:06,840 Okay! 481 00:19:07,107 --> 00:19:08,387 On that note, I think I'm gonna-- 482 00:19:08,411 --> 00:19:10,648 I'm gonna go for a run, if no one minds. 483 00:19:10,673 --> 00:19:11,786 Yeah no, I'll come with ya. 484 00:19:11,811 --> 00:19:12,976 Oh! No, you don't-- 485 00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:14,351 Really? Because, you said, you know 486 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,980 we're supposed to build a camaraderie 487 00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:17,879 with our sexual partners so that's good. 488 00:19:18,028 --> 00:19:19,385 No! I mean, you don't have-- 489 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,032 No, that is-- That's actually exactly 490 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,644 what you said, it's part of the rules. 491 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,179 Right, unless I mean, unless we all want to do 492 00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:28,432 some kind of a group activity together instead. 493 00:19:28,457 --> 00:19:29,991 - No, you're right. - Wow, really? 494 00:19:30,015 --> 00:19:31,121 We need to bond. 495 00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:32,361 - Yeah. - We should bond. 496 00:19:32,386 --> 00:19:33,400 We should do that. 497 00:19:33,424 --> 00:19:34,919 Yeah, I'll grab my shoes. 498 00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:36,054 It'll be fun! 499 00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:37,999 Great! Let's go. 500 00:19:38,023 --> 00:19:39,623 You wanna go for a swim? Let's go swimming. 501 00:19:39,648 --> 00:19:41,811 - I'm gonna get my trunks. - I don't really swim. 502 00:19:42,511 --> 00:19:44,989 [upbeat music] 503 00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:55,020 You said we were going for a jog, not a sprint. 504 00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:58,055 Geoffrey, we've been running for like a minute! 505 00:19:58,079 --> 00:19:59,189 Really? 506 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,311 Feels more like an hour. 507 00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:04,262 But you know, I mean, if you wanna go back 508 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,574 that would be fine. 509 00:20:06,045 --> 00:20:07,851 Whatever, Lisa. 510 00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:09,577 It seems like that's what you want. 511 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,639 So um don't let me get in your way. 512 00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:14,154 Okay, okay well, I'll see ya in a bit. 513 00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:18,787 Jeez, you know, you don't have to be so fuckin' obvious, Lisa! 514 00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:22,969 Geoffrey, I just want to go for a run. 515 00:20:22,993 --> 00:20:24,320 Yeah, right. 516 00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:25,997 Yeah. You know what, I'm sorry, 517 00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:27,459 this whole thing got sprung on you. 518 00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:28,957 Dan didn't tell you we were coming, 519 00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:31,053 and now you and I are... 520 00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:34,401 No, it's-- it's fine. 521 00:20:34,425 --> 00:20:36,016 I thought Dan would've told you, 522 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,811 but now I can totally see why, 523 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:40,043 yeah, it makes total sense, it's because, well, 524 00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,229 I'm not exactly what you were hoping for tonight, right? 525 00:20:42,253 --> 00:20:44,233 And now you're stuck with me, no, I get it. I get it. 526 00:20:44,258 --> 00:20:46,733 No, hey, look I didn't-- I didn't say that-- 527 00:20:46,757 --> 00:20:48,761 Yeah, you didn't have to say it. 528 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:52,164 Geoffrey... 529 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,028 You should really try standing. 530 00:20:55,052 --> 00:20:56,216 No, I'm good. I'm good. 531 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,724 My board's actually quite slippery, 532 00:20:57,749 --> 00:20:59,670 I think they must've just buffed it before we got here. 533 00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:02,581 You have to use your central core Dan, to balance, 534 00:21:02,605 --> 00:21:03,882 you gotta root yourself. 535 00:21:03,906 --> 00:21:05,035 Not much of a rooter. 536 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,855 I'm gonna, I'm gonna stay seated I think. 537 00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:08,524 Uhh, what're you doing? You're way too close. 538 00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:09,698 Well then, I'll come to you. 539 00:21:09,723 --> 00:21:11,273 No, no, no, no! These things are not built for two. 540 00:21:11,298 --> 00:21:12,808 This is a bad idea. Skai please, please! 541 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,503 Skai, don't do it, no no no no. 542 00:21:14,528 --> 00:21:16,341 Whoa, whoa, Pirate Skai. 543 00:21:17,141 --> 00:21:18,962 Permission to come aboard, Captain. 544 00:21:19,249 --> 00:21:21,945 Whoa, seat belt. 545 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,547 Now I know you can do this. 546 00:21:23,572 --> 00:21:26,171 I feel you have a very strong core. 547 00:21:26,196 --> 00:21:27,782 Must be the kickboxing. 548 00:21:27,806 --> 00:21:30,542 Now I'm gonna help move you up with my mind and my body. 549 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:31,569 Okay. 550 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,777 Now I want you to feel my body against your back. 551 00:21:34,382 --> 00:21:36,546 Feel my-- my stomach, 552 00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:40,001 my ribs, and my breasts, 553 00:21:40,903 --> 00:21:42,641 do you feel me, Dan? 554 00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:43,979 Yeah. 555 00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:45,355 Good. 556 00:21:45,426 --> 00:21:46,438 What's your deal Fifi? 557 00:21:46,463 --> 00:21:48,406 You don't like lakes, you don't like boats, 558 00:21:48,431 --> 00:21:50,626 you don't like water on your face, you don't like nothin'! 559 00:21:51,526 --> 00:21:52,745 What are you driving at? 560 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,487 I dunno, you just seem like you got-- 561 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:56,442 No chill. 562 00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:57,805 - No chill? - Yeah. 563 00:21:57,829 --> 00:21:58,994 Oh, really? 564 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:00,126 Yeah. 565 00:22:01,225 --> 00:22:03,222 Yeah, well I don't think you know me. 566 00:22:03,247 --> 00:22:04,895 No, but I think I'm starting to get to know 567 00:22:04,919 --> 00:22:06,717 the type of person that you are. 568 00:22:06,741 --> 00:22:08,884 Yeah? And what type of person is that? 569 00:22:09,164 --> 00:22:10,721 The type of person that's got no chill. 570 00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:12,767 Yeah well, why don't you talk to me in 10 years 571 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:15,395 after you've given birth to three little terrorists. 572 00:22:15,726 --> 00:22:17,807 You know, you have a mortgage, 573 00:22:17,831 --> 00:22:19,383 kids with separate food allergies 574 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:21,436 who want to wake you up in the middle of the night 575 00:22:21,461 --> 00:22:22,680 to read them a story. 576 00:22:22,705 --> 00:22:25,040 So then you can talk to me about how much chill you've got, alright? 577 00:22:25,065 --> 00:22:26,298 Alright, alright, I got it, aright? 578 00:22:26,322 --> 00:22:27,374 I didn't mean to offend you, 579 00:22:27,399 --> 00:22:29,431 I'm just saying that life is too short to have hangups, you know? 580 00:22:29,456 --> 00:22:32,075 I don't have any hangups, thank you very much. 581 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:36,276 You're wearing like a-- A dress for the lake. 582 00:22:43,293 --> 00:22:45,517 Aww, Fiona! 583 00:22:46,424 --> 00:22:47,534 Fifi! 584 00:22:49,276 --> 00:22:51,254 Okay, now we're slowly gonna rise. 585 00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:53,149 - Okay. - Okay? I got you, Dan. 586 00:22:53,174 --> 00:22:54,351 - Okay. - I got you. 587 00:22:54,376 --> 00:22:55,698 Whoa. 588 00:22:55,723 --> 00:22:57,087 Yeah, you can do it. 589 00:22:58,023 --> 00:22:59,133 Oh. 590 00:22:59,524 --> 00:23:01,904 [yelling] 591 00:23:01,939 --> 00:23:03,865 I'm up! I'm up! I'm doing it! 592 00:23:03,889 --> 00:23:05,107 I'm paddle boarding! 593 00:23:05,132 --> 00:23:06,434 [splash] 594 00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:09,808 [Lisa] Fiona? 595 00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,437 - No, thanks. - Okay. 596 00:23:12,676 --> 00:23:14,723 So Skai, I'm not sure if you're aware 597 00:23:14,748 --> 00:23:16,967 that you're in the midst of a famous musician. 598 00:23:16,992 --> 00:23:18,408 Oh, Lisa. 599 00:23:18,432 --> 00:23:19,757 - What? - Ha-ha. 600 00:23:19,782 --> 00:23:22,464 She's referring to my musical past. 601 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,942 So Fiona, have you and Geoffrey ever considered 602 00:23:25,966 --> 00:23:27,812 investing in a startup business before? 603 00:23:27,836 --> 00:23:28,844 No. 604 00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:30,655 No we don't have any fucking money. 605 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,796 Our in-laws, they control the purse strings. 606 00:23:32,821 --> 00:23:34,200 We don't have it. 607 00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:40,498 - So um, Lisa? - Mm-hmm? 608 00:23:40,523 --> 00:23:43,514 Have I told you my business idea about yoga for babies? 609 00:23:44,093 --> 00:23:45,312 I'm sorry, for-- for babies? 610 00:23:45,337 --> 00:23:46,530 For babies. 611 00:23:46,554 --> 00:23:48,419 Why the fuck would a baby wanna do yoga? 612 00:23:48,443 --> 00:23:51,630 You can't put a baby in a hot room, they'll die. 613 00:23:51,654 --> 00:23:53,666 No, that's-- that's Bikram, Fiona. 614 00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:55,724 This is Ashtanga, it's completely-- 615 00:23:55,749 --> 00:23:57,254 - No. - Yeah, it's completely different. 616 00:23:57,279 --> 00:23:59,022 I think that would kill a child. 617 00:23:59,528 --> 00:24:03,986 It promotes relaxation and flexibility 618 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,345 and I think it's gonna be the next big thing 619 00:24:06,369 --> 00:24:08,749 in holistic infant athletics. 620 00:24:08,774 --> 00:24:09,884 Yeah. 621 00:24:10,354 --> 00:24:14,511 Hey, I just um, I had an idea that just came to me right now. 622 00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:17,281 Umm, can I just show you guys some poses? 623 00:24:17,306 --> 00:24:20,319 No, I think that sounds fucking awful, actually. 624 00:24:20,344 --> 00:24:22,163 Can we drink wine while we do it? 625 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,260 At least the bleeding's finally stopped. 626 00:24:26,284 --> 00:24:28,055 God, I told you not to yank on the rod. 627 00:24:28,079 --> 00:24:29,964 What were you scared of a minnow or a something? 628 00:24:29,989 --> 00:24:31,000 I'm sorry, Dan. 629 00:24:31,025 --> 00:24:32,644 Okay, 50 times, I'm sorry! 630 00:24:34,282 --> 00:24:35,883 - So, Geoff. - Hmm? 631 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,213 How long have you and Fiona-- 632 00:24:37,238 --> 00:24:39,147 How long have you guys been hooked? 633 00:24:39,318 --> 00:24:40,537 Uhh, 15 years. 634 00:24:40,561 --> 00:24:41,958 15 years? 635 00:24:42,287 --> 00:24:43,436 Cool. 636 00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:44,688 Is it? 637 00:24:44,713 --> 00:24:45,897 Okay, so let's do this. 638 00:24:45,922 --> 00:24:47,340 Okay, so-- 639 00:24:47,364 --> 00:24:49,619 - Lisa, pay attention! - Pay attention! 640 00:24:49,643 --> 00:24:50,793 Pay attention. 641 00:24:50,818 --> 00:24:54,274 Okay Ujjay pranayama, take a deep... 642 00:24:54,298 --> 00:24:55,413 [inhales] 643 00:24:55,438 --> 00:24:58,313 Inhale through your nose and exhale-- 644 00:24:58,337 --> 00:24:59,832 Ahh... 645 00:24:59,856 --> 00:25:01,385 Through your mouth. 646 00:25:01,409 --> 00:25:02,651 - Lisa! - Shh, quiet! 647 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,268 - Ahh. - Ahh. 648 00:25:04,292 --> 00:25:05,402 Yeah, aah. 649 00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:06,628 Lisa, don't you think this is-- 650 00:25:06,652 --> 00:25:08,930 Idea is a little bit bonkers for tonight? 651 00:25:08,954 --> 00:25:10,299 What-- you mean this whole thing... 652 00:25:10,324 --> 00:25:11,975 - Yes, absolutely. - I mean, am I nuts? 653 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,049 No, no you're not nuts because the Ashtanga teachings 654 00:25:15,073 --> 00:25:18,940 suggest that sexual energy is the most potent of all energies. 655 00:25:18,964 --> 00:25:21,182 And when redirected to the higher chakras 656 00:25:21,207 --> 00:25:23,449 it can lead to a more enlightened state of being. 657 00:25:23,474 --> 00:25:27,383 So sleeping with someone else's spouse leads to enlightenment? 658 00:25:27,407 --> 00:25:29,939 I don't know about that. See I've been fucking Dan for 659 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:32,018 fifteen years and it really hasn't done it for me. 660 00:25:32,043 --> 00:25:33,944 Oh well, you'll totally get there with Teejay. 661 00:25:33,969 --> 00:25:35,540 He knows what he's doing. 662 00:25:35,972 --> 00:25:37,102 Hmm. 663 00:25:37,127 --> 00:25:38,242 They met in Israel. 664 00:25:38,267 --> 00:25:39,992 Brazil, it was Brazil. 665 00:25:40,897 --> 00:25:42,060 - Brazil? - Yeah. 666 00:25:42,085 --> 00:25:43,108 That's a hell of a story. 667 00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:44,491 Yeah, Fiona was there with her band. 668 00:25:44,516 --> 00:25:45,627 Band? 669 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:49,225 Yeah, she was a pioneer in the electronic music industry. 670 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:51,387 It's a true story, many years ago. 671 00:25:51,411 --> 00:25:53,575 And you were there researching that book thing, right Geoff? 672 00:25:53,599 --> 00:25:55,263 - Yep. - Geoff wrote a book. 673 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:56,477 Oh yeah? Anything I might have read? 674 00:25:56,502 --> 00:25:58,955 Not unless you're one of the 9 people who bought one. 675 00:25:59,367 --> 00:26:01,449 I wrote a book about the Kawahivas. 676 00:26:01,473 --> 00:26:04,245 This is an indigenous tribe from Brazil. 677 00:26:04,269 --> 00:26:06,753 I spent a year with them and I wrote a book. 678 00:26:08,185 --> 00:26:09,768 So is that what you do? You're a writer? 679 00:26:09,792 --> 00:26:11,045 Ah, was. 680 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:15,394 No, now I'm-- I'm in the foam injection business. 681 00:26:15,418 --> 00:26:17,016 Goldstein's Foam. 682 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,398 They make foam for furniture, like um-- 683 00:26:19,422 --> 00:26:21,131 Like couches and shit. 684 00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,145 [sighs] It's a family business. 685 00:26:23,169 --> 00:26:25,059 My mom and dad run a business with my brother 686 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,886 and I am in green compliance. 687 00:26:28,534 --> 00:26:30,220 Green compliance. 688 00:26:30,985 --> 00:26:32,115 Hmm. 689 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:36,245 Honestly, how many times a week do you have and Dan fuck? 690 00:26:36,577 --> 00:26:39,303 Umm, I'd say twice. 691 00:26:39,327 --> 00:26:40,332 Mm-hmm. 692 00:26:40,356 --> 00:26:42,119 Yeah, us it's like twice a day. 693 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:43,150 Right. 694 00:26:43,174 --> 00:26:44,423 Oh my god, twice a day? 695 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,573 Yeah. 696 00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:47,710 - Wow. - At least. 697 00:26:48,564 --> 00:26:50,222 Fiona, what about you and Geoffrey? 698 00:26:50,246 --> 00:26:51,464 Oh, as you can imagine. 699 00:26:51,488 --> 00:26:53,248 Just, so much. 700 00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,228 I really like what you're doing with your hair. 701 00:26:56,252 --> 00:26:57,851 Shut up. 702 00:26:57,881 --> 00:27:00,829 Okay, um, so follow me now. 703 00:27:01,325 --> 00:27:02,741 Just do what I'm doing. 704 00:27:02,766 --> 00:27:04,053 [clears throat] 705 00:27:04,193 --> 00:27:08,242 Hey fun fact, did you know that semen 706 00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:11,243 is not only a sexual fluid, but also a lubricant 707 00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:12,589 for the brain too? 708 00:27:12,613 --> 00:27:13,983 Hey, fun fact. 709 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,973 Is it true that you've sucked a lot of cock in your life? 710 00:27:16,997 --> 00:27:18,112 [laughing] 711 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,564 [uneasy laugh] 712 00:27:22,165 --> 00:27:23,553 - [Lisa] Hey Dan? - [Dan] Yeah? 713 00:27:23,578 --> 00:27:25,084 Can you grab this, please? 714 00:27:25,108 --> 00:27:27,047 - Of course. - Thanks. 715 00:27:27,593 --> 00:27:29,571 God, you look beautiful. 716 00:27:29,595 --> 00:27:30,988 Thank you. 717 00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:33,104 - Ow, shit! - What? 718 00:27:33,128 --> 00:27:34,283 - Oh, just-- - Oh no. 719 00:27:34,307 --> 00:27:36,154 - Is your thumb okay? - Yeah, it's fine. 720 00:27:37,051 --> 00:27:38,249 God. 721 00:27:39,341 --> 00:27:40,341 Hey, Dan? 722 00:27:40,365 --> 00:27:41,393 Yeah? 723 00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:42,619 Is this a mistake? 724 00:27:42,998 --> 00:27:45,517 I mean, are you sure you wanna go through with this? 725 00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:47,611 Because-- It's not too late. 726 00:27:48,192 --> 00:27:49,401 I know. 727 00:27:50,097 --> 00:27:51,680 Do you not wanna go through with this? 728 00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:54,063 Because, if you don't we will absolutely call it-- 729 00:27:54,088 --> 00:27:56,132 No, I mean, I think I do. It's... 730 00:27:57,430 --> 00:27:58,801 I just... 731 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,974 Lis... 732 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:05,184 You know you're the love of my life, right? 733 00:28:06,046 --> 00:28:08,162 And there is absolutely nothing, 734 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,766 nothing that would ever change that. 735 00:28:11,116 --> 00:28:12,247 I know. 736 00:28:12,586 --> 00:28:15,599 You're the person that I have built an incredible life with. 737 00:28:16,642 --> 00:28:18,281 This weekend is... 738 00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:20,784 It's about fun. 739 00:28:20,808 --> 00:28:22,200 And if it's not fun... 740 00:28:22,224 --> 00:28:25,294 No, you know what, you are-- You are absolutely right. 741 00:28:25,643 --> 00:28:27,789 I mean, this was my idea. 742 00:28:29,155 --> 00:28:30,362 Whatever, it's just sex. 743 00:28:30,387 --> 00:28:31,654 Nothing more. 744 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,800 'Kay. 745 00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:34,874 [kissing] 746 00:28:38,596 --> 00:28:39,596 [spraying] 747 00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:40,703 [sigh] 748 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,963 [jazz music] 749 00:28:53,009 --> 00:28:54,617 [camera shutter] 750 00:28:55,962 --> 00:28:57,211 Okay! 751 00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,229 So, um I think that maybe, 752 00:29:00,253 --> 00:29:03,103 we should go over the rules before we begin. 753 00:29:03,127 --> 00:29:04,103 M-hmm, absolutely. 754 00:29:04,127 --> 00:29:05,907 You know, so that everybody is on the same page. 755 00:29:05,932 --> 00:29:07,374 - Is that cool? - Mm-hmm. 756 00:29:07,399 --> 00:29:10,034 [Lisa] Okay, great. Ummm, let's see, blah, blah, blah, uhh 757 00:29:10,059 --> 00:29:12,891 "whatever happens in the bedroom, it just-- 758 00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,593 It stays in the bedroom." 759 00:29:14,731 --> 00:29:16,537 That's a good point, hon. 760 00:29:16,561 --> 00:29:20,196 Probably best we don't go into all the, uh, little details. 761 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,438 And there is no gossiping. 762 00:29:21,462 --> 00:29:23,854 It's no one else's business but our own. 763 00:29:23,878 --> 00:29:26,478 So, Skai, please no posting on social media. 764 00:29:26,502 --> 00:29:30,129 Amen to that, I may want to run for office one day. 765 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:33,954 Umm, okay, but are we, like, free to do whatever we want? 766 00:29:33,979 --> 00:29:37,762 Like is oral okay or is it just basic banging? 767 00:29:38,142 --> 00:29:41,116 Oh and how does everyone feel about kinky stuff? 768 00:29:41,141 --> 00:29:42,563 Oh yeah, she-- she can be kinky. 769 00:29:42,587 --> 00:29:44,173 I really like kinky stuff so... 770 00:29:44,198 --> 00:29:45,278 Oh. 771 00:29:45,303 --> 00:29:46,591 [Dan] Yeah, totally. 772 00:29:46,616 --> 00:29:52,494 Umm, I think it should be what each person is comfortable with, 773 00:29:52,631 --> 00:29:54,176 I think, right? 774 00:29:54,686 --> 00:29:55,766 Absolutely. 775 00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:59,047 Yeah, yeah, I guess so um, anything goes, right? 776 00:29:59,072 --> 00:30:02,144 As long as, as long as we both agree. 777 00:30:02,438 --> 00:30:04,643 Um, and, but it does say here 778 00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,142 and I think that it's really important 779 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:09,512 that there can be no real affection. 780 00:30:09,955 --> 00:30:12,389 Right? Like I'm talking about intimacy, 781 00:30:12,413 --> 00:30:14,529 you know like, stuff cuddling and kissing. 782 00:30:14,553 --> 00:30:16,186 That's really, that's out of bounds 783 00:30:16,210 --> 00:30:19,189 and it should be reserved for-- For your real partner. 784 00:30:19,213 --> 00:30:21,364 So that it's just- it's just sex, right? 785 00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:25,833 It's just about sex and there's no strings, no emotions. 786 00:30:29,984 --> 00:30:31,298 - [loud clap] - [Teejay] So. 787 00:30:31,634 --> 00:30:32,749 So uhh... 788 00:30:32,774 --> 00:30:34,545 I guess, I guess that covers it. 789 00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:36,933 Yeah, seems so. 790 00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:39,092 I still can't believe this is happening. 791 00:30:39,117 --> 00:30:40,227 Fiona... 792 00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:42,092 Okay, alright well, why don't you guys 793 00:30:42,117 --> 00:30:45,197 let us girls get ready and then you can... 794 00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,243 Come and join us. 795 00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:49,126 Okay. 796 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:52,705 Oh and I left um, I placed some surprises in everyone's rooms. 797 00:30:52,729 --> 00:30:53,986 Just... 798 00:30:54,593 --> 00:30:56,387 Decided to do something... 799 00:30:57,753 --> 00:31:01,738 Well uh, YOLO, bring it boys. 800 00:31:04,794 --> 00:31:07,564 [inhales and exhales] 801 00:31:09,539 --> 00:31:10,770 Hmm. 802 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:14,716 [sipping] 803 00:31:15,447 --> 00:31:17,456 [whimsical music] 804 00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,375 [knocking on door] 805 00:31:22,158 --> 00:31:23,529 [Skai] Come in. 806 00:31:24,656 --> 00:31:28,975 [seductive music] 807 00:31:58,803 --> 00:32:00,065 [knocking on door] 808 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:04,038 Hey. 809 00:32:05,379 --> 00:32:06,494 How you doin'? 810 00:32:06,803 --> 00:32:07,981 Do you wanna start over 811 00:32:08,005 --> 00:32:09,203 after everything that happened down at the lake? 812 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,454 - Absolutely. - That was a little bit weird, right? 813 00:32:10,479 --> 00:32:11,740 - Yeah, I was a cunt. - No, no, no. 814 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:12,873 It was my fault, It was my fault. 815 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:13,948 - No. - I shouldn't have said that. 816 00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,249 I shouldn't have said what I said about your dress. 817 00:32:15,274 --> 00:32:17,138 I wore a velvet top by the lake, so-- 818 00:32:17,163 --> 00:32:18,874 It doesn't matter, I was totally out of line. 819 00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:22,399 So, you know, truce? 820 00:32:22,671 --> 00:32:24,349 - Alright, we're good. - Okay. 821 00:32:25,864 --> 00:32:27,476 - So-- - What do we do? 822 00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:29,813 Well we have three hours so we can do-- 823 00:32:29,838 --> 00:32:31,137 Alright, that's a lot of time. 824 00:32:31,162 --> 00:32:32,450 It is a long time. 825 00:32:33,263 --> 00:32:34,741 So we can do whatever you wanna do. 826 00:32:34,766 --> 00:32:35,896 Okay. 827 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,444 Are you gonna finger fuck me? 828 00:32:38,738 --> 00:32:41,050 I-I, I uh, I can do that. 829 00:32:41,074 --> 00:32:42,516 If that's what you want. Is that what you want? 830 00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:44,227 I don't know. I'm just asking. 831 00:32:44,252 --> 00:32:46,342 We could-- We could get there, yeah. 832 00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:48,940 What are you doing? Are you just, uh-- 833 00:32:50,390 --> 00:32:51,427 We'll just-- 834 00:32:51,452 --> 00:32:54,189 I just, um, you're taking off my shoes. 835 00:32:54,214 --> 00:32:56,192 Alright, okay. 836 00:32:56,217 --> 00:32:57,470 - Okay. - Yeah, that's fine. 837 00:32:57,495 --> 00:32:58,645 Is that okay? 838 00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:01,269 Yeah, I just want to say 839 00:33:01,306 --> 00:33:03,905 that I haven't actually had a pedicure yet. 840 00:33:03,929 --> 00:33:05,838 That's fine. Pedicure's are over-rated. 841 00:33:05,862 --> 00:33:06,977 Umm, I think-- 842 00:33:07,001 --> 00:33:09,610 You know, I don't mind a little bunion here or there. 843 00:33:10,181 --> 00:33:12,469 My feet are a little on the sweaty side. 844 00:33:12,493 --> 00:33:14,220 I don't-- [laughs] 845 00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:15,392 I don't mind bunions 846 00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:16,601 and I don't, I don't mind a little sweat... 847 00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:19,348 Oh my god. They're so sweaty! 848 00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:22,665 I have athlete's foot. 849 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:25,623 I just feel like-- 850 00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:27,990 I'm so sorry, I just-- 851 00:33:28,014 --> 00:33:29,159 That's good to know. 852 00:33:29,184 --> 00:33:30,274 Is that contagious? 853 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:32,246 I don't know, but it's horrible 854 00:33:32,282 --> 00:33:35,399 and I didn't expect somebody to be touching my foot! 855 00:33:35,631 --> 00:33:38,020 - Well should I wash my hands? - I don't know. 856 00:33:39,411 --> 00:33:40,521 Hey. 857 00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:43,345 - Hey. - Hello. 858 00:33:45,309 --> 00:33:46,931 So listen, Geoffrey, I just wanted to say 859 00:33:46,956 --> 00:33:48,873 about before, I'm sorry. 860 00:33:48,897 --> 00:33:51,278 Nah, it's okay, you don't have to, I get it. 861 00:33:51,303 --> 00:33:52,526 You don't have to say anything. 862 00:33:52,551 --> 00:33:53,570 No, listen I really-- I want you to know 863 00:33:53,594 --> 00:33:55,870 that I'm totally okay with this. 864 00:33:56,262 --> 00:33:58,568 - Yeah? - With us, yeah. 865 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:00,526 Yeah. 866 00:34:01,559 --> 00:34:04,478 - It's a little awkward. - [laughs] 867 00:34:04,503 --> 00:34:06,849 Um, I mean now that I'm actually here doing this, 868 00:34:06,874 --> 00:34:08,274 I can't believe that it's happening. 869 00:34:08,299 --> 00:34:09,736 - Yeah. - So... 870 00:34:10,113 --> 00:34:11,416 Are you nervous? 871 00:34:12,028 --> 00:34:13,158 Are you? 872 00:34:13,731 --> 00:34:17,665 No, I'm-- I'm more worried about Fiona 'cause you know, 873 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,566 I kinda dragged her here and she's-- 874 00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,738 she's not liberal like me. 875 00:34:21,762 --> 00:34:24,364 She's not open-minded as much. 876 00:34:24,389 --> 00:34:25,518 Right. 877 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,140 No. 878 00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:43,867 Okay listen, why don't you go into the bathroom 879 00:34:43,891 --> 00:34:45,628 and take off your clothes 880 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:47,730 and then I will take off my clothes, 881 00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:50,836 and I will get into bed and I'll turn off the light 882 00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:52,208 and then you can-- 883 00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:55,185 You can come in and join me. 884 00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:56,456 Enjoy you? 885 00:34:56,674 --> 00:34:57,674 Enjoy you? 886 00:34:57,698 --> 00:34:58,917 Oh, I said "join". 887 00:34:58,941 --> 00:34:59,950 Join you. 888 00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:02,585 - But, then enjoy? - No that's... yeah. 889 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,896 - Great! - Okay, let's do that. 890 00:35:04,921 --> 00:35:06,530 - It's a good plan. - Okay. 891 00:35:09,496 --> 00:35:11,267 So you can go do that now, if you want-- if you want too. 892 00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:12,981 Right now. I'll do it right now. 893 00:35:13,006 --> 00:35:15,180 - Okay. - I'll be-- I'll be back in a jiff. 894 00:35:16,005 --> 00:35:17,176 I'll be here. 895 00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:18,524 In bed. 896 00:35:19,391 --> 00:35:20,521 Naked. 897 00:35:21,484 --> 00:35:23,210 So should we go again? 898 00:35:24,596 --> 00:35:25,945 - What, you mean-- - Yeah. 899 00:35:25,970 --> 00:35:27,801 I mean, why not take advantage? 900 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:29,948 When's the next time we're gonna get this opportunity? 901 00:35:29,972 --> 00:35:31,667 Yeah! Y-y-yeah. 902 00:35:31,691 --> 00:35:33,092 Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. 903 00:35:33,116 --> 00:35:34,544 I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna need 904 00:35:34,568 --> 00:35:36,522 just a couple of minutes to reload the howitzer though, 905 00:35:36,547 --> 00:35:38,044 if that's-- If that's cool. 906 00:35:39,362 --> 00:35:41,218 Okay, yeah, that's nice. 907 00:35:41,242 --> 00:35:42,688 No, no, no, that one we can't do that. 908 00:35:42,712 --> 00:35:44,759 That-- that-- that's against the rules. 909 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:47,866 I don't follow a traditional set of rules or social mores. 910 00:35:48,032 --> 00:35:49,941 - Oh, really? - Um-hmm. 911 00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:52,408 Oh, okay. 912 00:35:53,655 --> 00:35:54,655 Oh, oh, really? 913 00:35:54,679 --> 00:35:57,146 No. No, you do not. 914 00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:58,632 [moans] 915 00:35:58,703 --> 00:36:00,825 Will you tell me when you have an erection? 916 00:36:00,849 --> 00:36:02,161 - I'll let you know. - Will you just tell-- 917 00:36:02,186 --> 00:36:04,535 You know, maybe we'll just not talk for a little bit. 918 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,925 Alright, go for it, just do what you do. 919 00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:07,192 - Yeah, we'll take it easy. - Alright, I won't talk. 920 00:36:07,217 --> 00:36:08,649 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 921 00:36:15,297 --> 00:36:18,552 Also, I should tell you, actually, 922 00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:21,105 that I haven't had sex in two years. 923 00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:23,070 You haven't had sex in two years? 924 00:36:23,094 --> 00:36:24,140 No. 925 00:36:24,164 --> 00:36:25,294 Well, why? 926 00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:28,558 Because the kids are always coming in the fucking bed. 927 00:36:28,582 --> 00:36:30,104 They always want something. 928 00:36:30,128 --> 00:36:32,313 In the middle of the night they need something 929 00:36:32,337 --> 00:36:36,852 and fucking Geoff is, like, completely stoned. 930 00:36:36,877 --> 00:36:40,788 So he falls asleep and... and you know, do you take? 931 00:36:40,813 --> 00:36:44,114 Do you know what an SSRI is? Like anti-- 932 00:36:44,139 --> 00:36:45,185 An antidepressant. 933 00:36:45,210 --> 00:36:47,210 Yeah, yeah, everybody I know takes antidepressants. 934 00:36:47,235 --> 00:36:50,702 It's like fucking, it just destroys your sex drive. 935 00:36:51,325 --> 00:36:53,096 Well, I don't have that problem, so-- 936 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,854 You take antidepressants? 937 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:55,891 Yeah. 938 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,253 Are you sad? 939 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,014 I mean, sometimes. 940 00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:03,297 You're sad? 941 00:37:05,301 --> 00:37:06,412 You want a hug? 942 00:37:06,817 --> 00:37:08,804 [gentle music] 943 00:37:09,174 --> 00:37:10,304 Come here. 944 00:37:11,004 --> 00:37:12,050 Come here. 945 00:37:12,074 --> 00:37:14,323 - Are you gonna hug me? - Yeah, yeah, come here. 946 00:37:26,399 --> 00:37:27,602 [sighs] 947 00:37:28,711 --> 00:37:30,571 Do you wanna do something to 948 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:32,703 get your mind off everything? 949 00:37:32,727 --> 00:37:34,066 - Yeah. - Yeah? 950 00:37:34,091 --> 00:37:35,798 Okay, just wait here, okay? 951 00:37:35,822 --> 00:37:36,992 I'll be right back. 952 00:37:42,396 --> 00:37:43,960 Athlete's foot. 953 00:37:44,175 --> 00:37:45,305 Fuck. 954 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,023 [slurping] 955 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:55,093 Lisa, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna make love to you. 956 00:37:55,117 --> 00:37:58,936 Lisa, I wanna-- I'm ready to bang. 957 00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,960 Hey Lis. 958 00:37:59,984 --> 00:38:01,960 Lis, do it. Do me. 959 00:38:01,985 --> 00:38:03,456 Take my-- 960 00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:06,000 My, wang. 961 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:08,335 [kissing] 962 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:18,496 What is that? 963 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,609 It's Molly. 964 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:20,668 You know what that is? 965 00:38:20,692 --> 00:38:22,157 - You've done it, right? - Yes, I do. 966 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,987 Okay, so you're fun. 967 00:38:26,753 --> 00:38:27,972 So let's have fun tonight. 968 00:38:27,997 --> 00:38:30,050 I want that so badly. 969 00:38:42,858 --> 00:38:43,968 Hey. 970 00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:47,437 Hello. 971 00:38:47,462 --> 00:38:48,572 Okay. 972 00:38:48,597 --> 00:38:49,884 I'm just gonna, uh, 973 00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:54,334 I'm gonna, uh, here it goes... 974 00:38:56,055 --> 00:38:57,055 Ouch! 975 00:38:57,079 --> 00:38:58,781 Sorry, that was-- 976 00:38:58,805 --> 00:39:02,751 I misjudged the depth of the bed. 977 00:39:03,016 --> 00:39:04,821 - I didn't see the-- - It's okay. 978 00:39:04,845 --> 00:39:06,262 I didn't see you there. 979 00:39:06,709 --> 00:39:10,391 Okay, that was not the smoothest entry. 980 00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:14,119 Wasn't very Clooney-esque. 981 00:39:16,124 --> 00:39:17,489 Okay, here we are. 982 00:39:17,513 --> 00:39:22,624 Both together, naked, in bed. 983 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:23,924 Yes we are. 984 00:39:24,974 --> 00:39:26,329 Alright, I'm gonna-- 985 00:39:26,557 --> 00:39:30,356 Can I put my hand in this general vicinity? 986 00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:31,449 Sure, yeah. 987 00:39:31,474 --> 00:39:32,753 You're just-- You're on my hair, Geoffrey. 988 00:39:32,777 --> 00:39:33,886 Ouch, you're on my hair! 989 00:39:33,910 --> 00:39:35,782 Oh shit, I'm so sorry. 990 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,911 You have a lotta... long hair. 991 00:39:40,060 --> 00:39:41,642 Okay, um... 992 00:39:41,959 --> 00:39:42,959 Alright. 993 00:39:42,984 --> 00:39:44,114 How about... 994 00:39:44,954 --> 00:39:46,389 Okay, this? 995 00:39:47,365 --> 00:39:48,719 Does this feel good? 996 00:39:49,165 --> 00:39:50,275 Yeah! 997 00:39:50,777 --> 00:39:53,761 Yeah! That feels-- that feels very good. 998 00:39:53,996 --> 00:39:55,044 - Okay. - Okay. 999 00:39:55,068 --> 00:39:56,246 Alright. 1000 00:39:56,656 --> 00:40:02,446 I would like, m'lady, to do my duty. 1001 00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:03,657 Male duty. 1002 00:40:03,682 --> 00:40:04,792 Okay. 1003 00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:06,302 [chuckles] 1004 00:40:07,242 --> 00:40:08,593 Oh! There you are. 1005 00:40:08,618 --> 00:40:10,113 Mhm, is this good? 1006 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:11,476 Y-yep! 1007 00:40:12,603 --> 00:40:13,875 Umm... 1008 00:40:14,539 --> 00:40:16,052 It's just, uh... 1009 00:40:16,529 --> 00:40:18,352 I think it's your glasses are scratching me. 1010 00:40:18,377 --> 00:40:19,392 What? 1011 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,429 Your glasses, they're kind of scratching me. 1012 00:40:20,453 --> 00:40:21,470 I'm sorry, I'll take them off. 1013 00:40:21,494 --> 00:40:22,646 - Okay. - [thud] 1014 00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:25,235 Oh shit. 1015 00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:27,402 - Ouch. - Are you okay? 1016 00:40:27,433 --> 00:40:29,223 Ow, my nose. 1017 00:40:29,364 --> 00:40:30,375 Are you all right? 1018 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,772 - I feel like I'm seeing stars. - Can I see it? 1019 00:40:31,797 --> 00:40:32,811 Let me see. 1020 00:40:32,836 --> 00:40:34,096 Okay. A little bit of blood here. 1021 00:40:34,121 --> 00:40:35,173 What? 1022 00:40:35,198 --> 00:40:36,377 Here, here, here. 1023 00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:37,411 Can I see? 1024 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,051 You're okay. 1025 00:40:39,076 --> 00:40:40,270 Are you sure it's not on the sheets? 1026 00:40:40,295 --> 00:40:41,890 - I'm sure it's not. - These are not my sheets. 1027 00:40:41,915 --> 00:40:43,533 It's not on the sheets. It's not on the sheets. 1028 00:40:43,558 --> 00:40:44,612 Oh fuck, my nose! 1029 00:40:44,637 --> 00:40:46,269 I'm sorry. I'm a klutz. 1030 00:40:46,294 --> 00:40:47,405 I'm a total klutz. 1031 00:40:48,673 --> 00:40:50,877 - This is not how I was-- - Shh! 1032 00:40:51,143 --> 00:40:52,463 What is that? 1033 00:40:52,921 --> 00:40:53,984 [moaning and banging] 1034 00:40:54,009 --> 00:40:56,204 [Fiona] Oh my god. Oh my god. 1035 00:40:56,229 --> 00:40:57,288 Wow. 1036 00:40:57,312 --> 00:40:59,123 Oh my god! Oh my god! 1037 00:40:59,148 --> 00:41:00,473 Oh my god! 1038 00:41:00,497 --> 00:41:04,260 Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! 1039 00:41:04,285 --> 00:41:05,945 Oh my god! 1040 00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:07,555 Whoa. [laughs] 1041 00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:10,388 I do not think I've ever experienced anything 1042 00:41:10,412 --> 00:41:12,390 quite like that before in my life. 1043 00:41:12,414 --> 00:41:13,762 Yeah. Thanks. 1044 00:41:13,787 --> 00:41:17,077 The Camel Pose is the best way to experience a full body orgasm, 1045 00:41:17,177 --> 00:41:19,629 as well as a mind-body connection. 1046 00:41:20,031 --> 00:41:21,976 Maybe next time you'll let me do it without the cuffs. 1047 00:41:22,116 --> 00:41:23,171 [chuckles] 1048 00:41:23,196 --> 00:41:24,384 Maybe. 1049 00:41:25,267 --> 00:41:26,300 [grunts] 1050 00:41:26,324 --> 00:41:27,439 Are you okay? 1051 00:41:27,463 --> 00:41:30,654 Oh yeah, yeah, no I think I just twisted awkwardly 1052 00:41:30,678 --> 00:41:32,632 when you had my legs pinned behind my head. 1053 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:35,206 But I think I felt it, the mind-body thing? 1054 00:41:35,630 --> 00:41:38,452 Yeah, is it normal to feel like you're about to pass out? 1055 00:41:38,633 --> 00:41:39,749 [laughs] 1056 00:41:39,774 --> 00:41:41,476 You're hilarious. 1057 00:41:41,689 --> 00:41:44,107 And... sexy. 1058 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,737 And smart. 1059 00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:48,896 Cool. 1060 00:41:49,447 --> 00:41:50,557 You're bendy. 1061 00:41:51,255 --> 00:41:53,267 Oh okay, thanks. 1062 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:55,685 No, I'm mean-- You're amazing, obviously. 1063 00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:58,047 You are amazing. 1064 00:41:58,574 --> 00:42:01,332 Yeah, you're not so bad yourself, Mr. Rad Ass. 1065 00:42:03,061 --> 00:42:06,551 Wow, I haven't smoked pot in forever. 1066 00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:14,175 Look, again, I am really sorry about that before. 1067 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,384 Would you knock it off? 1068 00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:17,422 Well, it was so awful. 1069 00:42:18,172 --> 00:42:19,726 It's fine, Geoffrey. 1070 00:42:20,347 --> 00:42:21,831 I'll just get a nose job. 1071 00:42:23,155 --> 00:42:24,155 [laughing] 1072 00:42:24,179 --> 00:42:25,289 Yeah. 1073 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,057 Ah fuck, we're getting old. 1074 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:32,173 Whoa, speak for yourself! 1075 00:42:32,197 --> 00:42:33,709 Oh, I meant, I'm getting old. 1076 00:42:33,733 --> 00:42:35,442 Did I say "we"? I meant, I'm getting old. 1077 00:42:35,466 --> 00:42:37,478 You look great, you're not getting old. 1078 00:42:37,502 --> 00:42:40,422 You and Dan, you guys don't age, 1079 00:42:40,446 --> 00:42:43,489 you guys are like the perfect damn couple. 1080 00:42:43,513 --> 00:42:44,595 It's nauseating. 1081 00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:46,000 Mm-mm. 1082 00:42:46,822 --> 00:42:48,980 It's just a lot of work, Geoffrey. 1083 00:42:49,512 --> 00:42:51,122 You know, maintenance. 1084 00:42:52,138 --> 00:42:55,739 Everything needs to be heavily maintained. 1085 00:42:57,315 --> 00:43:01,204 To be honest, I think that I'm getting sick of it. 1086 00:43:04,323 --> 00:43:08,702 Yeah, I think, I mean, that's the problem with Fiona and I. 1087 00:43:09,327 --> 00:43:12,836 We actually, we haven't maintained in ages. 1088 00:43:12,921 --> 00:43:14,792 - You know? - Mmm. 1089 00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:18,080 Here. 1090 00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:22,906 Oh, you doing it? 1091 00:43:22,931 --> 00:43:24,061 Yep. 1092 00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:25,872 Woo! 1093 00:43:25,896 --> 00:43:27,026 Woo! 1094 00:43:27,051 --> 00:43:28,200 [sighs] 1095 00:43:28,411 --> 00:43:29,541 Oh yeah! 1096 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,360 Woo! 1097 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:35,099 Hey, you getting in here or what? 1098 00:43:38,391 --> 00:43:39,501 Ah? 1099 00:43:40,427 --> 00:43:41,557 Oh yeah! 1100 00:43:45,225 --> 00:43:50,137 [laughing] 1101 00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:51,380 [splash] 1102 00:43:51,404 --> 00:43:52,798 [gasping] 1103 00:43:52,823 --> 00:43:55,988 Wow, Dan is a lucky man. 1104 00:43:56,790 --> 00:43:57,900 Wow. 1105 00:44:02,318 --> 00:44:03,502 All right, so... 1106 00:44:04,106 --> 00:44:05,294 [clears throat] 1107 00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:07,222 What were we talking about? 1108 00:44:07,247 --> 00:44:09,329 You were saying how lucky you are 1109 00:44:09,353 --> 00:44:13,264 to be skinny dipping with such a well hung young stud. 1110 00:44:13,288 --> 00:44:14,472 [laughing] 1111 00:44:14,496 --> 00:44:15,542 I'm not that high. 1112 00:44:15,566 --> 00:44:16,869 Right. Yeah. 1113 00:44:16,894 --> 00:44:22,181 No, umm, we were talking about my failing marriage. 1114 00:44:23,746 --> 00:44:26,104 We're not physical, you know? 1115 00:44:26,129 --> 00:44:29,500 We haven't been for a long time, we lost our intimacy. 1116 00:44:30,008 --> 00:44:32,060 You know what Geoffrey, I don't think that-- 1117 00:44:33,411 --> 00:44:36,339 I don't think that sex has anything to do with intimacy. 1118 00:44:36,995 --> 00:44:40,841 No, I think that they can be two separate things. 1119 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:45,896 Which is why Dan and I were able to have this weekend, right? 1120 00:44:49,427 --> 00:44:54,650 You know, I actually wrote a book that addressed intimacy 1121 00:44:54,674 --> 00:44:59,172 and relationships within a Brazilian tribe. 1122 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:00,587 Yeah, the Kawahivas. 1123 00:45:00,611 --> 00:45:01,721 I read it. 1124 00:45:02,061 --> 00:45:03,464 Get the fuck outta here! 1125 00:45:03,781 --> 00:45:04,891 You read it? 1126 00:45:05,397 --> 00:45:06,627 - Really? - Yeah. 1127 00:45:06,651 --> 00:45:08,388 That's, that's crazy. 1128 00:45:08,412 --> 00:45:09,907 That's like seriously. 1129 00:45:09,931 --> 00:45:12,530 15 people, total, read that book 1130 00:45:12,554 --> 00:45:15,257 including my bubbe who didn't "care for it". 1131 00:45:15,281 --> 00:45:17,480 Well, I-- I read it. 1132 00:45:18,456 --> 00:45:19,537 I'm totally shocked. 1133 00:45:19,561 --> 00:45:20,796 That, that's crazy. 1134 00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:23,282 Look I wasn't always this person, Geoffrey. 1135 00:45:23,438 --> 00:45:25,543 Selling houses, and sports drinks, 1136 00:45:25,567 --> 00:45:28,289 and baking brownies for the goddamned PTA. 1137 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,374 Well, you're really good at it. 1138 00:45:31,504 --> 00:45:33,498 I'm really good at what, at being fake? 1139 00:45:34,062 --> 00:45:36,656 'Cause it's like we said before, it's just a lot of work. 1140 00:45:37,489 --> 00:45:39,117 Heavy maintenance. 1141 00:45:39,619 --> 00:45:41,335 That's not what I meant. 1142 00:45:41,776 --> 00:45:44,587 Really? Well, isn't that what I am, just a big fat phony? 1143 00:45:45,673 --> 00:45:47,512 Because I'm really beginning to wonder. 1144 00:45:51,019 --> 00:45:52,267 I don't know. 1145 00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:54,375 I'm not the guy to ask, I mean, 1146 00:45:54,806 --> 00:45:56,825 I'm a green compliance officer 1147 00:45:56,849 --> 00:45:59,925 at my parents' foam injection business. 1148 00:46:02,331 --> 00:46:03,999 But I do know one thing. 1149 00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:08,053 You have to at least try, 1150 00:46:09,468 --> 00:46:11,094 to be authentic. 1151 00:46:11,927 --> 00:46:13,383 Or else you just... 1152 00:46:14,457 --> 00:46:16,019 end up like me. 1153 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:21,671 [muffled dance electronic music] 1154 00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:23,041 What is that? 1155 00:46:23,594 --> 00:46:24,640 Whoa. 1156 00:46:26,797 --> 00:46:30,815 [electronic music] 1157 00:46:37,429 --> 00:46:38,792 Hey! Hey guys! 1158 00:46:38,816 --> 00:46:40,052 - What's going on in here? - Geoffrey! 1159 00:46:40,077 --> 00:46:41,208 - Hi! - Hey! 1160 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:42,451 - Whoa. - Hey man! 1161 00:46:42,475 --> 00:46:44,108 - Hi! - Hi! 1162 00:46:44,132 --> 00:46:45,138 How are you? 1163 00:46:45,162 --> 00:46:46,292 Good! 1164 00:46:46,456 --> 00:46:47,673 What's going on? 1165 00:46:47,697 --> 00:46:50,079 Oh my god, Geoff, we had the best time! 1166 00:46:50,103 --> 00:46:51,460 - Yeah? - Yes! 1167 00:46:51,484 --> 00:46:53,082 God, we had the best time! 1168 00:46:53,106 --> 00:46:55,818 Hey, do you guys know where Skai and Dan are? 1169 00:46:55,842 --> 00:46:58,294 So you guys umm, did you guys? 1170 00:46:58,318 --> 00:46:59,744 - Yeah! We did it! - Do it? 1171 00:46:59,768 --> 00:47:01,297 It was amazing! 1172 00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:02,596 - Yeah? - Yes! 1173 00:47:02,621 --> 00:47:03,702 It was amazing. 1174 00:47:03,727 --> 00:47:06,361 You guys do know you really got a lot of energy. 1175 00:47:06,499 --> 00:47:07,747 Must be the M. 1176 00:47:08,052 --> 00:47:09,079 What? The "M"? 1177 00:47:09,103 --> 00:47:10,350 Yeah, the Molly. 1178 00:47:10,374 --> 00:47:12,400 - Who's Molly? - Molly as in ecstasy? 1179 00:47:12,424 --> 00:47:14,626 You guy-- you guys are on ecstasy? 1180 00:47:14,650 --> 00:47:16,749 No- you g-- I'm sorry, are you fucking kidding me? 1181 00:47:16,773 --> 00:47:18,457 You gave my wife ecstasy? 1182 00:47:18,481 --> 00:47:19,758 She's a recovering addict. 1183 00:47:19,782 --> 00:47:21,891 Oh no, no, Geoffrey. Don't listen to him, 1184 00:47:21,915 --> 00:47:24,286 I did drugs over one weekend 20 years ago! 1185 00:47:24,311 --> 00:47:26,712 She-- she's on anti-depressants, okay? 1186 00:47:26,736 --> 00:47:28,680 Can you even mix ecstasy with anti-depressants? 1187 00:47:28,704 --> 00:47:30,427 I'll give you some to go home with you. 1188 00:47:30,452 --> 00:47:31,756 I don't want any to go home! 1189 00:47:31,781 --> 00:47:32,965 Are you pushing on me? 1190 00:47:32,990 --> 00:47:35,110 What are you a pusher now? You like a part-time pusher? 1191 00:47:35,135 --> 00:47:36,786 A pusher? You got a fanny pack full of weed 1192 00:47:36,811 --> 00:47:37,851 and you're calling me a pusher? 1193 00:47:37,876 --> 00:47:38,949 My weed is natural! 1194 00:47:38,974 --> 00:47:41,340 It grows from the-- from the ground and God made it, okay? 1195 00:47:41,365 --> 00:47:43,286 It wasn't built in a laboratory by crazy people! 1196 00:47:43,316 --> 00:47:45,535 Hey, I just had the best idea! 1197 00:47:45,772 --> 00:47:49,373 What about we take off our clothes and go in the lake? 1198 00:47:49,397 --> 00:47:50,650 - Come on! - Skinny dipping! 1199 00:47:50,674 --> 00:47:52,110 - Yes! - Oh my God! 1200 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:54,527 You don't like swimming in the lake, honey! 1201 00:47:54,916 --> 00:47:56,191 You hate swimming in the lake! 1202 00:47:56,216 --> 00:47:59,531 You don't know anything about me anymore! 1203 00:47:59,556 --> 00:48:01,101 That's the thing! 1204 00:48:01,481 --> 00:48:02,611 Come on. 1205 00:48:03,449 --> 00:48:04,495 Let's go, Teejay. 1206 00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:05,650 What the fuck? 1207 00:48:07,211 --> 00:48:11,294 [kissing] 1208 00:48:11,418 --> 00:48:14,418 [electronic music] 1209 00:48:17,631 --> 00:48:20,631 [soft piano music] 1210 00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:12,014 Mmm. 1211 00:49:12,518 --> 00:49:13,564 Morning babe. 1212 00:49:13,588 --> 00:49:14,698 Morning. 1213 00:49:17,212 --> 00:49:18,224 Listen, Lis. 1214 00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:19,328 I am so sorry. 1215 00:49:19,352 --> 00:49:21,229 I can't believe I actually fell asleep last night. 1216 00:49:21,254 --> 00:49:24,644 I honestly think I just lost track of time. 1217 00:49:24,668 --> 00:49:25,748 Oh, did you? 1218 00:49:25,772 --> 00:49:27,081 I didn't even notice. 1219 00:49:29,630 --> 00:49:30,760 Okay... 1220 00:49:31,985 --> 00:49:36,694 So how did things end up on your end? 1221 00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:40,246 Dan, you know that we're not allowed to talk about it. 1222 00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:41,572 The rules, remember? 1223 00:49:43,174 --> 00:49:44,185 [Geoff] Hi. 1224 00:49:44,377 --> 00:49:45,768 Hey! Morning. 1225 00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:46,804 Morning. 1226 00:49:46,828 --> 00:49:47,958 There's coffee. 1227 00:49:48,211 --> 00:49:50,259 Thank you so much. 1228 00:49:50,383 --> 00:49:51,513 [clears throat] 1229 00:49:53,536 --> 00:49:55,011 - Here you go. - Thank you. 1230 00:49:55,036 --> 00:49:56,509 Did you get some sleep? 1231 00:49:56,631 --> 00:49:58,634 Uh, no, not really. 1232 00:49:58,659 --> 00:50:00,791 Aww, Geoffrey. 1233 00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:03,545 [Geoff] Yeah, rough night. 1234 00:50:03,569 --> 00:50:04,794 [sigh] 1235 00:50:08,451 --> 00:50:09,581 Hi. 1236 00:50:09,788 --> 00:50:12,656 You could smell those beans from the dock over there. 1237 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,992 What is that? Sumatra? 1238 00:50:14,017 --> 00:50:15,453 Did you guys sleep outside? 1239 00:50:15,477 --> 00:50:17,738 Yeah, we just like passed out on the dock. 1240 00:50:17,762 --> 00:50:18,803 Hi. 1241 00:50:18,827 --> 00:50:20,182 Look at all these mosquito bites. 1242 00:50:20,206 --> 00:50:21,219 - Oh wow. - Yeah. 1243 00:50:21,244 --> 00:50:23,291 - Yeah, no, I know. - Fuck, look at that. 1244 00:50:23,316 --> 00:50:25,156 - There's muffins. - Thank you. 1245 00:50:25,246 --> 00:50:27,983 I uh, I-- I came down there, I was trying to wake you guys up, 1246 00:50:28,007 --> 00:50:29,157 you were passed out cold. 1247 00:50:29,181 --> 00:50:32,063 That's what happens when you have illegal narcotics 1248 00:50:32,087 --> 00:50:33,644 pushed upon you by bad guys. 1249 00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:34,798 She needed it. 1250 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:35,933 Shh. 1251 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,752 Quiet. Calm. 1252 00:50:38,777 --> 00:50:41,304 Anyway, it was a crazy night. 1253 00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,377 Yeah, it was. 1254 00:50:42,401 --> 00:50:44,806 Yeah, totally crazy. 1255 00:50:45,406 --> 00:50:48,834 Umm, I don't know, I think we should get-- 1256 00:50:48,859 --> 00:50:50,837 We should-- We should cut outta here. 1257 00:50:50,862 --> 00:50:52,854 We should ge-- Hit the road. 1258 00:50:53,492 --> 00:50:54,492 Why? 1259 00:50:54,516 --> 00:50:57,806 Well, you know, you guys, you know. 1260 00:50:57,830 --> 00:50:59,403 Mission accomplished. 1261 00:50:59,428 --> 00:51:00,567 "Mission accomplished"? 1262 00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:02,034 What does that mean? 1263 00:51:02,743 --> 00:51:03,743 You know. 1264 00:51:03,767 --> 00:51:05,834 No, I don't, actually. 1265 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,439 I just don't think we, we need to... 1266 00:51:09,531 --> 00:51:11,545 You know, we came here and you guys... 1267 00:51:11,570 --> 00:51:12,965 So... 1268 00:51:13,984 --> 00:51:15,114 Can we go? 1269 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,033 No, I don't want to. 1270 00:51:18,057 --> 00:51:20,829 I'm actually... I like being away from home. 1271 00:51:20,853 --> 00:51:22,653 I'm gonna go have a shower. 1272 00:51:26,859 --> 00:51:28,415 [Skai] Namaste, everyone. 1273 00:51:31,312 --> 00:51:35,488 [grunting] 1274 00:51:44,010 --> 00:51:45,765 Good game, Geoffrey! 1275 00:51:47,776 --> 00:51:49,697 You're up, Mr. Rad Ass. 1276 00:51:50,177 --> 00:51:51,649 Great. [clears throat] 1277 00:51:55,025 --> 00:51:57,437 [panting] 1278 00:51:57,462 --> 00:52:00,765 Oh god, I cannot remember the last time I played that game. 1279 00:52:00,789 --> 00:52:02,144 That was really fun. 1280 00:52:02,168 --> 00:52:03,580 You were lookin' pretty good out there, Skai. 1281 00:52:03,605 --> 00:52:07,516 Very Sharapova- Kournikova-Navratilova-esque. 1282 00:52:07,727 --> 00:52:09,972 Well, maybe not Navritalova, but... 1283 00:52:10,730 --> 00:52:12,121 Thanks! 1284 00:52:12,145 --> 00:52:14,434 Hey we should we play again, 'cause I'm warmed up now. 1285 00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,123 Um, maybe you should take a little break, Geoffrey. 1286 00:52:17,147 --> 00:52:18,611 Yeah buddy, we left the defibrillator 1287 00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:20,338 back at the house, so... 1288 00:52:20,363 --> 00:52:22,097 Ha! Good one. Nah, I'm good. 1289 00:52:22,121 --> 00:52:23,995 Let's do it. Let's-- bring it on. 1290 00:52:24,019 --> 00:52:26,135 Let's do a little Dan and me on you. 1291 00:52:26,159 --> 00:52:28,345 Like a two on one. A little three way. 1292 00:52:28,521 --> 00:52:31,166 Umm, actually, on second thought, 1293 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:33,318 if you guys don't mind, I wouldn't mind taking a break. 1294 00:52:33,343 --> 00:52:34,458 Yeah. 1295 00:52:34,482 --> 00:52:36,198 You know, I was thinking about taking a little walk. 1296 00:52:36,223 --> 00:52:37,479 Do you wanna come with? 1297 00:52:37,866 --> 00:52:39,015 Yes! 1298 00:52:39,214 --> 00:52:41,258 Absolutely, no-- yes! 1299 00:52:41,282 --> 00:52:44,468 There is I heard a great nature path not too far from here. 1300 00:52:44,492 --> 00:52:46,366 That might be perfect. 1301 00:52:46,390 --> 00:52:47,438 Awesome. 1302 00:52:47,462 --> 00:52:48,851 - Great, let's do it. - Let's do it. 1303 00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:50,133 Do you mind? 1304 00:52:50,157 --> 00:52:51,785 No! No, I love nature walks. 1305 00:52:51,809 --> 00:52:52,920 Let's do it! 1306 00:52:53,432 --> 00:52:54,443 [Skai] Great. 1307 00:52:54,467 --> 00:52:55,577 So great. 1308 00:52:55,905 --> 00:52:57,474 So great. 1309 00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:00,602 All right. 1310 00:53:03,132 --> 00:53:05,477 Do I really want to get on the jet ski? 1311 00:53:05,501 --> 00:53:06,541 I don't know. 1312 00:53:06,565 --> 00:53:07,784 Here you go. 1313 00:53:07,808 --> 00:53:09,352 Where's um, where's Dan? 1314 00:53:09,376 --> 00:53:10,931 I thought you were supposed to be hanging out with him? 1315 00:53:10,956 --> 00:53:14,174 Yeah, well he's somewhere off with Skai. 1316 00:53:15,162 --> 00:53:16,557 What a shocker. 1317 00:53:17,775 --> 00:53:18,963 Um, actually, you know what you guys? 1318 00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:20,412 I'm gonna sit this one out. 1319 00:53:20,436 --> 00:53:21,758 You sure? It fits three. 1320 00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:23,706 Yeah, I know, there's a couple things I have to do at the house-- 1321 00:53:23,731 --> 00:53:25,581 But I will-- I'll catch up with you later. 1322 00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:26,612 Alright, Fifi. 1323 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:28,566 It's me and you. Jump on. 1324 00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:30,628 Alright. Better not kill me. 1325 00:53:31,019 --> 00:53:32,465 - I got you. - Mhmm. 1326 00:53:32,490 --> 00:53:33,600 You're safe. 1327 00:53:34,746 --> 00:53:36,726 - Have fun! - [giggling] 1328 00:53:37,856 --> 00:53:38,972 Hold on! 1329 00:53:39,801 --> 00:53:41,017 [screams] 1330 00:53:41,466 --> 00:53:43,598 [intriguing music] 1331 00:53:49,816 --> 00:53:51,080 [sighs] 1332 00:53:53,019 --> 00:53:54,617 Oh Geoff, hey look, look! 1333 00:53:54,642 --> 00:53:57,449 It's one of those super rare migrating birds 1334 00:53:57,474 --> 00:53:59,294 - you were mentioning. - What? 1335 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:01,075 Yeah, no look, right, right over here! 1336 00:54:01,891 --> 00:54:03,001 [Skai] Guys? 1337 00:54:05,086 --> 00:54:12,172 Oh, it's a, it's a red-bellied, yellow breasted crane here. 1338 00:54:12,196 --> 00:54:15,784 We're both totally into bird watching, it's-- it's a guy thing. 1339 00:54:15,808 --> 00:54:18,533 You know what, you run ahead, we'll uh, we'll catch up. 1340 00:54:18,893 --> 00:54:21,712 We're just gonna peek in on this little guy. 1341 00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:28,569 What the fuck is going on with you, Dan? 1342 00:54:28,734 --> 00:54:30,436 Nothing's going on, man. 1343 00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:34,902 I just-- I just wanted a few minutes with Skai, alone, okay? 1344 00:54:34,927 --> 00:54:37,546 Unless you haven't figured that out you friggen' genius. 1345 00:54:37,570 --> 00:54:40,209 Yeah, what? Alone with Skai? 1346 00:54:40,233 --> 00:54:41,343 Why? 1347 00:54:44,194 --> 00:54:46,966 Listen Geoff, I went through a lot 1348 00:54:46,990 --> 00:54:48,968 to have you and Fiona here this weekend. 1349 00:54:48,992 --> 00:54:51,249 Okay, you and Fiona weren't even supposed to be here. 1350 00:54:51,684 --> 00:54:54,941 So why don't you just do me this tiny fucking favor 1351 00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:56,900 and get lost for a few minutes? 1352 00:54:57,611 --> 00:55:00,748 Holy fuck, holy fucking shit balls! 1353 00:55:00,772 --> 00:55:02,577 You're falling for her, you're falling Skai? 1354 00:55:02,601 --> 00:55:04,605 - I'm not falling for her-- - Are you falling for her? 1355 00:55:04,630 --> 00:55:05,745 You fucking idiot! 1356 00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:07,715 Shh! Shut the fuck up man. 1357 00:55:09,532 --> 00:55:10,982 What is your problem!? 1358 00:55:11,464 --> 00:55:15,232 God, I invite you here, you sleep with my god-damn wife 1359 00:55:15,256 --> 00:55:17,124 and now you have the nerve to question me? 1360 00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:18,173 Oh, to "question" you? 1361 00:55:18,198 --> 00:55:19,590 And don't think I didn't see the little kitchen 1362 00:55:19,615 --> 00:55:20,661 lovey-dovey shit this morning. 1363 00:55:20,686 --> 00:55:21,870 I fucking saw that, dude. 1364 00:55:21,895 --> 00:55:23,444 Okay, here's a little newsflash for you, okay? 1365 00:55:23,469 --> 00:55:25,651 You're sleeping with my wife tonight! 1366 00:55:25,676 --> 00:55:27,308 Right? That's how this whole thing works, 1367 00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:30,006 in case you haven't figured it out, you fucking genius. 1368 00:55:30,593 --> 00:55:32,113 It doesn't mean anything, you remember? 1369 00:55:32,137 --> 00:55:33,436 - You said that, Dan. - Whatever, whatever! 1370 00:55:33,461 --> 00:55:34,691 That was you, that's what you said. 1371 00:55:34,716 --> 00:55:36,952 - You said that, buddy. - Whatever! Whatever! Whatever! 1372 00:55:36,977 --> 00:55:38,645 You really need to get a grip! 1373 00:55:38,670 --> 00:55:40,325 No, I do not need to get a grip, you need to get a grip! 1374 00:55:40,350 --> 00:55:43,025 Okay, what I need-I need a few minutes alone with Skai! 1375 00:55:43,050 --> 00:55:44,637 That is what I need. And you, god-- 1376 00:55:44,662 --> 00:55:47,436 you don't mention any of this to anyone, okay? 1377 00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,674 Ow! Fuck! 1378 00:55:48,698 --> 00:55:50,025 Fine. Whatever, idiot. 1379 00:55:50,201 --> 00:55:51,336 Yeah, that's you. You're the idiot! 1380 00:55:51,361 --> 00:55:52,994 - You're an idiot! - You are! You are! 1381 00:55:53,816 --> 00:55:54,926 Idiot. 1382 00:55:56,581 --> 00:55:57,711 Skai! 1383 00:55:58,309 --> 00:55:59,398 Ow, fuck. 1384 00:55:59,423 --> 00:56:00,553 Skai! 1385 00:56:04,385 --> 00:56:05,492 [sighs] 1386 00:56:05,654 --> 00:56:08,034 [soft music] 1387 00:56:24,599 --> 00:56:25,729 Ouch! 1388 00:56:27,028 --> 00:56:28,260 Shit! 1389 00:56:35,032 --> 00:56:37,942 I'm not going on that fucking jet ski again. 1390 00:56:37,966 --> 00:56:39,707 I don't like water sports. 1391 00:56:39,731 --> 00:56:41,032 You weren't saying that last night. 1392 00:56:41,056 --> 00:56:42,275 [laughing] 1393 00:56:42,326 --> 00:56:43,457 [Geoff] Teejay. 1394 00:56:43,488 --> 00:56:46,254 You give my wife any more narcotics lately or-- 1395 00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:48,256 - Geoffrey! - Lisa! 1396 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:49,291 How was tennis? 1397 00:56:49,315 --> 00:56:51,655 Umm, weird. 1398 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,727 - Really? - Yeah, enlightening too. 1399 00:56:53,752 --> 00:56:55,332 - Oh. - Yeah. 1400 00:56:55,356 --> 00:56:56,692 Ugh. 1401 00:56:58,584 --> 00:56:59,694 What? 1402 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,296 Do I have something on my face? 1403 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,951 No, you look like you're in a good mood. 1404 00:57:06,229 --> 00:57:08,379 I feel like I'm in a good mood! 1405 00:57:08,403 --> 00:57:09,449 - Yeah? - Yes! 1406 00:57:09,473 --> 00:57:11,210 Oh my gosh, I do! 1407 00:57:11,234 --> 00:57:13,338 I actually feel like I'm-- 1408 00:57:14,532 --> 00:57:15,532 I feel good. 1409 00:57:15,556 --> 00:57:18,013 I love this. This is-- Amazing. 1410 00:57:18,037 --> 00:57:20,602 This happy, this glowing you! This is great. 1411 00:57:20,626 --> 00:57:23,874 Let's go-- let's go and hang out. 1412 00:57:23,898 --> 00:57:24,927 Let's go talk. 1413 00:57:24,951 --> 00:57:26,090 Alright. 1414 00:57:26,114 --> 00:57:27,419 - Yeah. - Okay. 1415 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:28,760 You want some coffee? 1416 00:57:28,838 --> 00:57:29,887 No, do you want some coffee? 1417 00:57:29,911 --> 00:57:31,711 I would love some. Thank you. 1418 00:57:31,736 --> 00:57:33,320 Oh, hang on a sec. 1419 00:57:33,763 --> 00:57:35,375 - Hello? - Who is it, is it Iggy? 1420 00:57:35,399 --> 00:57:36,529 Geoffrey, wait. 1421 00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:38,085 Did he find his drumsticks? 1422 00:57:39,906 --> 00:57:41,628 Yeah, this is. 1423 00:57:44,339 --> 00:57:45,932 [pouring] 1424 00:57:46,804 --> 00:57:49,650 Yeah, really? 1425 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:52,318 Okay. 1426 00:57:54,349 --> 00:57:56,183 I understand, thank you. 1427 00:58:01,607 --> 00:58:03,195 So, everything okay? 1428 00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:05,233 Yes. Yeah. 1429 00:58:05,257 --> 00:58:06,335 Was it Iggy? 1430 00:58:06,359 --> 00:58:08,420 No. He just, he's fine. 1431 00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:10,495 He just was having a moment. 1432 00:58:10,822 --> 00:58:13,421 Okay. Let's take this coffee. 1433 00:58:13,644 --> 00:58:16,646 We'll go down to the lake, we'll sit on the dock and chat. 1434 00:58:18,137 --> 00:58:19,419 Yeah, I think I just want to have a bit 1435 00:58:19,443 --> 00:58:21,627 of a lie down right now. 1436 00:58:21,963 --> 00:58:23,907 Okay, I'll come with you. 1437 00:58:23,931 --> 00:58:27,403 No, I just wanna be on my own right now. 1438 00:58:29,971 --> 00:58:31,362 Alright, I'll see you later. 1439 00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:32,683 Alright. 1440 00:58:33,650 --> 00:58:34,906 Ye-- what? 1441 00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:38,796 [upbeat music] 1442 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:39,996 [Skai] Dan! 1443 00:58:43,786 --> 00:58:44,877 - Hey. - Hey. 1444 00:58:44,901 --> 00:58:46,131 Sorry 'bout that. 1445 00:58:46,874 --> 00:58:47,984 Where's Geoff? 1446 00:58:48,008 --> 00:58:51,448 Uh, he-he had to go number two. 1447 00:58:51,472 --> 00:58:54,227 So yeah, he ran, he ran back to the Lake house. 1448 00:58:54,578 --> 00:58:56,203 Geoff's a major shitter. 1449 00:58:56,415 --> 00:58:57,525 Oh... 1450 00:58:58,310 --> 00:58:59,494 Cool. 1451 00:58:59,518 --> 00:59:00,628 Yeah. 1452 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:04,326 Wow, it's a killer view. 1453 00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:06,904 It's... stunning. 1454 00:59:08,354 --> 00:59:12,570 You know, you are pretty beautiful yourself there, Skai. 1455 00:59:12,595 --> 00:59:15,643 Aw, you're so sweet. 1456 00:59:15,776 --> 00:59:16,787 Thanks. 1457 00:59:16,811 --> 00:59:18,893 Here, let's take a photo together. 1458 00:59:18,917 --> 00:59:20,047 Sure. 1459 00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:21,827 Uh, are you okay? 1460 00:59:21,851 --> 00:59:23,000 - What? - Your head. 1461 00:59:23,024 --> 00:59:24,136 What happened? 1462 00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:26,242 Oh, oh, yeah, no, no that-- that's nothing. 1463 00:59:26,266 --> 00:59:27,867 It's just a little- little bug bite. 1464 00:59:27,891 --> 00:59:28,972 It's nothing really. 1465 00:59:28,996 --> 00:59:31,400 Umm, you know, but-- but seriously, 1466 00:59:31,673 --> 00:59:35,426 god, you, you had such an impact on me last night. 1467 00:59:35,450 --> 00:59:37,262 I mean, last night was... 1468 00:59:37,869 --> 00:59:40,709 Well it was totally mind blowing, if I'm honest. 1469 00:59:40,734 --> 00:59:41,939 [laughs] 1470 00:59:41,963 --> 00:59:43,588 - I know, right? - Right? 1471 00:59:43,613 --> 00:59:45,952 It was pretty intense for a one on one. 1472 00:59:48,084 --> 00:59:50,602 Sometimes I like to bring another woman into the mix. 1473 00:59:52,433 --> 00:59:53,463 Cool. 1474 00:59:53,488 --> 00:59:56,898 Yeah, you need to work on your breath though. 1475 00:59:56,923 --> 00:59:58,901 You're pranayama, the control of it. 1476 00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:00,170 Okay. 1477 01:00:00,924 --> 01:00:03,145 There's so much more I could teach you. 1478 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:05,236 Yeah? 1479 01:00:05,261 --> 01:00:07,723 Do you know, Ashtanga can impact every aspect of your life 1480 01:00:07,747 --> 01:00:08,948 as long you're open to it? 1481 01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:11,750 That's why it's so important to start as an infant. 1482 01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:16,003 - Yeah. No, that makes perfect sense. - Mhmm. 1483 01:00:16,028 --> 01:00:17,143 Of course, why wouldn't you? 1484 01:00:17,168 --> 01:00:19,659 My business plan for Ashtanga Babies covers it all. 1485 01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:21,718 - Great! - Yeah! 1486 01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:25,304 Cool, I'd love to hear more about these "Ashmanga Babies." 1487 01:00:25,328 --> 01:00:26,615 [laughs] 1488 01:00:26,639 --> 01:00:28,307 They're Ashtanga babies. 1489 01:00:28,331 --> 01:00:30,202 - Ash-Ashtanga. - Yeah! 1490 01:00:30,227 --> 01:00:31,407 Sounds so exotic. 1491 01:00:31,432 --> 01:00:32,587 Ashtanga babies! 1492 01:00:32,611 --> 01:00:34,739 It's not really though. It's just yoga. 1493 01:00:34,763 --> 01:00:36,487 Love- yeah, cool. 1494 01:00:36,511 --> 01:00:37,523 Yeah! 1495 01:00:37,547 --> 01:00:38,713 [giggles] 1496 01:00:38,962 --> 01:00:41,852 [jazz music] 1497 01:00:42,863 --> 01:00:44,343 [Teejay] So how's your dessert sweetie? 1498 01:00:44,367 --> 01:00:45,842 I haven't tried it yet. 1499 01:00:45,866 --> 01:00:47,750 Try it. Looks delicious. 1500 01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:49,429 No, I want you to try it first. 1501 01:00:49,454 --> 01:00:51,639 - You want me to try it? - No, yeah, 'cause you're cuter. 1502 01:00:51,664 --> 01:00:53,027 - [laughs] - Mmmm. 1503 01:00:53,369 --> 01:00:55,596 - Is it good? - It is good. 1504 01:00:56,221 --> 01:00:58,624 Almost as good as you. 1505 01:00:59,447 --> 01:01:00,969 - Aww! - It's true, try it, it's good! 1506 01:01:00,994 --> 01:01:02,006 Naw, you're the best. 1507 01:01:02,031 --> 01:01:03,379 [both chuckling] 1508 01:01:05,984 --> 01:01:07,114 Oh. 1509 01:01:07,617 --> 01:01:08,727 Dan. 1510 01:01:10,144 --> 01:01:13,123 When do you think you and I, we can get some face time, sit down 1511 01:01:13,147 --> 01:01:15,563 talk about some new product ideas I have for Rad Ass? 1512 01:01:15,588 --> 01:01:16,609 Yeah, Dan. 1513 01:01:16,634 --> 01:01:18,543 You have to hear his new ideas. 1514 01:01:18,568 --> 01:01:20,089 They're like totally Rad Ass. 1515 01:01:20,638 --> 01:01:22,285 [laughing] 1516 01:01:22,557 --> 01:01:23,687 I'd love to. 1517 01:01:23,712 --> 01:01:25,449 [snickering] Worth it. 1518 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,643 I've always fucking hated that name. 1519 01:01:29,123 --> 01:01:30,820 [snickering] 1520 01:01:31,384 --> 01:01:32,904 [sigh] 1521 01:01:33,351 --> 01:01:34,604 [chuckling] 1522 01:01:44,263 --> 01:01:48,800 [crickets chirping] 1523 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:56,380 What? 1524 01:01:56,657 --> 01:01:58,043 I didn't say anything. 1525 01:02:00,647 --> 01:02:03,260 Well, I guess it's go time. 1526 01:02:04,483 --> 01:02:05,593 Shall we? 1527 01:02:08,605 --> 01:02:09,735 Asshole. 1528 01:02:12,571 --> 01:02:13,951 Let's do this. 1529 01:02:15,641 --> 01:02:16,928 Round two. 1530 01:02:19,782 --> 01:02:25,454 [crickets chirping] 1531 01:02:25,479 --> 01:02:26,788 - Hi. - Hey. 1532 01:02:27,385 --> 01:02:28,423 - Hi. - Hi. 1533 01:02:28,447 --> 01:02:29,700 - Hi. - Hi. 1534 01:02:29,724 --> 01:02:31,365 - Hey. - Hey. 1535 01:02:31,411 --> 01:02:34,004 Can I uhh, just quick? 1536 01:02:34,029 --> 01:02:35,040 Yeah. 1537 01:02:35,087 --> 01:02:36,217 Umm. 1538 01:02:39,374 --> 01:02:40,484 So, what happened? 1539 01:02:41,238 --> 01:02:42,368 What? 1540 01:02:42,446 --> 01:02:43,901 What happened? 1541 01:02:44,793 --> 01:02:46,120 With Skai? 1542 01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:48,083 Dude. 1543 01:02:48,107 --> 01:02:49,507 We're not supposed to talk about it. 1544 01:02:49,531 --> 01:02:50,808 Remember the rules? 1545 01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:53,709 - That's what I thought. - Okay. 1546 01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:55,090 [laughing] 1547 01:02:55,114 --> 01:02:56,735 Okay, you know what? 1548 01:02:58,404 --> 01:02:59,404 [sigh] 1549 01:02:59,428 --> 01:03:01,165 Look, I'm sorry. 1550 01:03:01,189 --> 01:03:05,100 I uhh, I didn't want to have to tell you this-- 1551 01:03:05,124 --> 01:03:05,963 Tell me what? 1552 01:03:05,987 --> 01:03:09,552 I'm sorry, okay, but we connected, 1553 01:03:09,576 --> 01:03:11,382 we connected, she and I. 1554 01:03:11,406 --> 01:03:15,041 There was a lot of eye contact and kissing. 1555 01:03:15,065 --> 01:03:16,283 A lot of deep kissing 1556 01:03:16,307 --> 01:03:20,563 and I-I just think that's the way she does it, you know? 1557 01:03:20,587 --> 01:03:23,566 I didn't mean for it to happen, I feel shitty about it. 1558 01:03:23,590 --> 01:03:24,705 I'm sorry. 1559 01:03:24,729 --> 01:03:25,840 Okay man? I'm sorry. 1560 01:03:28,868 --> 01:03:30,922 - Hey Babe. - [Skai] Hey Babes! 1561 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:32,605 [kiss] 1562 01:03:36,234 --> 01:03:37,730 [sigh] 1563 01:03:37,755 --> 01:03:38,870 I'm sorry. 1564 01:03:39,296 --> 01:03:40,653 [water running] 1565 01:03:42,349 --> 01:03:43,598 [Teejay] Woo! 1566 01:03:44,334 --> 01:03:45,667 [sniffs] 1567 01:03:46,856 --> 01:03:48,629 Yeah... 1568 01:03:54,066 --> 01:03:55,176 So... 1569 01:03:55,622 --> 01:03:58,084 You-- did it. 1570 01:03:58,108 --> 01:04:00,741 You actually did it. You had sex twice. 1571 01:04:00,765 --> 01:04:01,570 Yeah we did. 1572 01:04:01,594 --> 01:04:03,265 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1573 01:04:03,561 --> 01:04:05,332 More than twice, actually. 1574 01:04:05,356 --> 01:04:05,988 Sorry? 1575 01:04:06,012 --> 01:04:07,300 We did it more than twice. 1576 01:04:07,324 --> 01:04:08,232 Right. 1577 01:04:08,256 --> 01:04:10,510 I mean, yeah, I guess if you count every-- 1578 01:04:10,534 --> 01:04:12,098 Look, I know you're pissed off 1579 01:04:12,122 --> 01:04:14,100 and you think this was a stupid idea. 1580 01:04:14,124 --> 01:04:15,876 I know that. I get it. 1581 01:04:16,609 --> 01:04:18,228 You know, and I don't-- 1582 01:04:18,369 --> 01:04:19,774 I want you to know... 1583 01:04:20,593 --> 01:04:24,124 I want you to know that I didn't do anything with Skai or Lisa. 1584 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:29,115 'Cause that's not what this was about and I didn't do it at all. 1585 01:04:29,139 --> 01:04:31,738 So you thought that tricking me into having sex with somebody 1586 01:04:31,762 --> 01:04:35,500 else was a really good idea and really smart for us? 1587 01:04:35,524 --> 01:04:36,743 Is that what you thought? 1588 01:04:36,767 --> 01:04:38,124 Hold on a sec now, 1589 01:04:38,148 --> 01:04:41,506 is it possible Fiona, that maybe, 1590 01:04:41,530 --> 01:04:44,820 just maybe, it did something for you? 1591 01:04:44,844 --> 01:04:45,821 Yeah. 1592 01:04:45,845 --> 01:04:48,858 With Dan I realized that yeah, I like sex. 1593 01:04:48,882 --> 01:04:52,138 I love being held, I love kissing. 1594 01:04:52,162 --> 01:04:53,380 I love intimacy. 1595 01:04:53,404 --> 01:04:54,312 Okay! 1596 01:04:54,336 --> 01:04:55,451 You know what I realized? 1597 01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:59,248 It's not that I don't want to have sex, Geoffrey. 1598 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:03,390 I just don't want to have sex with you. 1599 01:05:08,703 --> 01:05:10,788 [crickets chirping] 1600 01:05:12,389 --> 01:05:14,539 [bag rustling] 1601 01:05:14,563 --> 01:05:17,956 [crunching] 1602 01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:20,008 [sigh] 1603 01:05:22,385 --> 01:05:23,495 [Skai] Dan. 1604 01:05:24,688 --> 01:05:26,275 Hey! [clears throat] 1605 01:05:26,303 --> 01:05:28,140 - Hey. - Hey. 1606 01:05:29,233 --> 01:05:31,535 I was just getting some water. 1607 01:05:32,524 --> 01:05:33,524 Is everything okay? 1608 01:05:33,548 --> 01:05:35,181 Mhmm, mhmm. 1609 01:05:35,218 --> 01:05:36,599 Yeah, yeah. Sorry. 1610 01:05:36,623 --> 01:05:43,722 I just, I uhh needed a little snack so I came here to get one. 1611 01:05:44,501 --> 01:05:46,242 Oh, okay. 1612 01:05:46,362 --> 01:05:48,865 Um actually, that's uhh, 1613 01:05:49,702 --> 01:05:51,956 I was having a little trouble sleeping. 1614 01:05:51,980 --> 01:05:56,581 I just feel a little uneasy, a little bit. 1615 01:05:56,605 --> 01:05:59,584 Oh? Uh-um. About what? 1616 01:06:00,022 --> 01:06:01,414 Well, I uhh-- 1617 01:06:01,438 --> 01:06:04,658 Dan, I just... 1618 01:06:04,682 --> 01:06:07,901 I feel like we've really connected this weekend 1619 01:06:08,122 --> 01:06:10,756 and I- I hope that there isn't anything 1620 01:06:10,781 --> 01:06:12,828 that you wouldn't share with me. 1621 01:06:13,001 --> 01:06:15,319 - Really? - Yeah. 1622 01:06:16,867 --> 01:06:18,037 That's good. 1623 01:06:18,248 --> 01:06:19,397 That's good, 1624 01:06:19,421 --> 01:06:23,126 because, I mean, that's- that's-- that's just it, Skai. 1625 01:06:23,391 --> 01:06:25,369 It just felt like, you know, like maybe, 1626 01:06:25,393 --> 01:06:30,394 I thought that-that-that we had, you know, something. 1627 01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:31,529 We do! 1628 01:06:33,608 --> 01:06:34,688 Wait, but Geoffrey, 1629 01:06:34,712 --> 01:06:38,237 I mean Geoffrey told me that you and him, you guys-- 1630 01:06:38,262 --> 01:06:39,393 No. 1631 01:06:39,418 --> 01:06:42,827 No, nothing intimate happened between Geoffrey and I. 1632 01:06:43,031 --> 01:06:45,079 He's just not sexually open right now. 1633 01:06:47,526 --> 01:06:48,526 Interesting. 1634 01:06:49,159 --> 01:06:52,159 [pensive music] 1635 01:06:55,388 --> 01:06:57,208 [knocking] Dan! 1636 01:06:57,390 --> 01:06:59,459 Dan, are you in there, man? 1637 01:07:00,393 --> 01:07:01,954 [knocking] 1638 01:07:05,116 --> 01:07:06,735 Geoffrey! I'm trying to sleep. 1639 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,412 I need-- I gotta talk to you, please. 1640 01:07:08,436 --> 01:07:10,068 And this needs to happen right now? 1641 01:07:10,092 --> 01:07:12,784 Yeah, I gotta talk to you right now, please. 1642 01:07:14,212 --> 01:07:16,564 - [sigh] - Just over here. 1643 01:07:18,377 --> 01:07:19,768 Okay, just tell me what happened 1644 01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:21,563 between you and Fiona last night, okay? 1645 01:07:21,587 --> 01:07:22,978 What do you mean by that? 1646 01:07:23,002 --> 01:07:25,567 I mean, I mean, she spends one night with you 1647 01:07:25,591 --> 01:07:27,776 and now she basically says, well she basically says 1648 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,467 she'll fuck anyone other than me! 1649 01:07:29,491 --> 01:07:31,124 And that's my fault? 1650 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:33,644 I want you to tell me exactly what happened, okay? 1651 01:07:33,668 --> 01:07:35,439 Well that's just too damn bad! 1652 01:07:35,463 --> 01:07:36,854 Remember the rules, Geoffrey? 1653 01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:39,305 We all agreed to keep the details to ourselves. 1654 01:07:39,329 --> 01:07:39,995 So. 1655 01:07:40,019 --> 01:07:42,220 God, you're such an asshole! 1656 01:07:42,244 --> 01:07:43,566 You are such an asshole. 1657 01:07:43,590 --> 01:07:45,361 I have a right to know details 1658 01:07:45,385 --> 01:07:46,949 that are gonna affect my marriage! 1659 01:07:46,973 --> 01:07:49,014 Okay I just want you to tell me the truth. 1660 01:07:49,039 --> 01:07:50,466 I can handle it. Tell me the truth. 1661 01:07:50,491 --> 01:07:51,628 You wanna know the truth? 1662 01:07:51,652 --> 01:07:54,321 How about you start by telling me the truth about everything 1663 01:07:54,345 --> 01:07:55,909 that happened with Skai last night! 1664 01:07:55,933 --> 01:07:57,255 - Oh my god! - Wanna start there? 1665 01:07:57,279 --> 01:07:58,912 Would you please let that go? 1666 01:07:58,936 --> 01:08:00,120 You are being such a-- 1667 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:01,915 Such a what? Such a-- such a-- 1668 01:08:01,939 --> 01:08:02,605 Oh wait, wait. 1669 01:08:02,629 --> 01:08:04,503 Such a-- Such a "liar"? 1670 01:08:04,527 --> 01:08:07,610 Because that would be a very accurate description of you! 1671 01:08:07,634 --> 01:08:10,231 Oh yeah, yeah, I know everything! 1672 01:08:10,679 --> 01:08:13,140 Skai told me nothing happened between you two. 1673 01:08:13,165 --> 01:08:14,306 Skai. 1674 01:08:14,330 --> 01:08:16,205 Enough with this Skai shit dude! 1675 01:08:16,229 --> 01:08:18,029 You're honestly losing your fucking mind, man. 1676 01:08:18,053 --> 01:08:19,967 You're delusional. I was trying to help you! 1677 01:08:19,991 --> 01:08:23,281 You know what, you know what, stay the fuck out of my business 1678 01:08:23,305 --> 01:08:25,076 and I will stay out of yours. 1679 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:27,068 - Dude. - [Lisa] Dan? 1680 01:08:27,093 --> 01:08:28,311 Shit! 1681 01:08:28,336 --> 01:08:30,568 Hey, Lisa! 1682 01:08:31,682 --> 01:08:32,812 Lisa, hey! 1683 01:08:32,885 --> 01:08:34,789 I was just uh, showing Geoffrey the garden. 1684 01:08:34,814 --> 01:08:35,515 Morning! 1685 01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:37,207 [Lisa] Morning. What- now? 1686 01:08:37,295 --> 01:08:38,479 [Dan] Yeah, ya-huh, yeah now. 1687 01:08:38,503 --> 01:08:41,175 Now it's uhh, best time in the morning, it's beautiful. 1688 01:08:41,628 --> 01:08:42,709 Were you guys yelling? 1689 01:08:42,887 --> 01:08:45,555 What? No, I don't know. I don't think so, no. 1690 01:08:45,579 --> 01:08:46,729 No. 1691 01:08:46,753 --> 01:08:48,040 Really, because did it sound like they were yelling? 1692 01:08:48,064 --> 01:08:49,663 It sounded like you were yelling. 1693 01:08:49,687 --> 01:08:51,614 What? Yeah, sort of. 1694 01:08:52,172 --> 01:08:53,667 Where are you guys going? 1695 01:08:53,691 --> 01:08:55,703 Well I just, I just got Skai up. 1696 01:08:55,727 --> 01:08:57,725 We're gonna, we're gonna go for a little jog. 1697 01:08:58,143 --> 01:09:00,121 Wow, your girlfriend and your wife are BFF's. 1698 01:09:00,145 --> 01:09:01,364 That's great. That's a great idea. 1699 01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:03,780 Yeah well, have- have fun. 1700 01:09:03,804 --> 01:09:04,781 Okay! 1701 01:09:04,805 --> 01:09:05,915 Ready? 1702 01:09:09,822 --> 01:09:10,822 Shit! 1703 01:09:10,846 --> 01:09:11,719 Hey, please, please tell me. 1704 01:09:11,743 --> 01:09:14,566 Tell me what you did or said to my wife. 1705 01:09:14,823 --> 01:09:18,630 Why don't you stop being such a pussy and ask her yourself? 1706 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:23,180 Okay Geoffrey, for once, just once, grow some fucking balls! 1707 01:09:23,524 --> 01:09:25,315 Jesus Christ! 1708 01:09:34,198 --> 01:09:35,328 [Teejay] Morning Dan. 1709 01:09:35,572 --> 01:09:36,572 Yeah, good morning. 1710 01:09:36,596 --> 01:09:37,814 Wanna come over here a minute? 1711 01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:38,919 I got everything queued up, 1712 01:09:38,943 --> 01:09:41,646 I think you're gonna love these marketing ideas. 1713 01:09:41,670 --> 01:09:42,780 What? 1714 01:09:42,843 --> 01:09:44,338 Teejay, not now, okay!? 1715 01:09:44,362 --> 01:09:46,125 Come take a look at it! 1716 01:09:47,031 --> 01:09:48,031 Fine. 1717 01:09:48,055 --> 01:09:49,165 Alright. 1718 01:09:55,373 --> 01:09:56,833 Rad Ass protein bars. 1719 01:09:56,857 --> 01:09:57,967 All natural. 1720 01:09:58,551 --> 01:09:59,942 And are these um... 1721 01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:01,597 these are your raw material costs? 1722 01:10:01,621 --> 01:10:02,751 Yes sir. 1723 01:10:03,544 --> 01:10:06,220 Where did you source those, fantasy-land? 1724 01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:08,051 I mean this is- this is 30% under market. 1725 01:10:08,075 --> 01:10:09,674 Well, I might have to revisit-- 1726 01:10:09,698 --> 01:10:10,951 What's your binding agent? 1727 01:10:10,975 --> 01:10:12,953 Well, we haven't fully looked into that yet-- 1728 01:10:12,977 --> 01:10:14,057 Right, I didn't think so. 1729 01:10:14,081 --> 01:10:16,646 Because right now, this bar would need to retail 1730 01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:18,890 for about 20 dollars! 1731 01:10:18,914 --> 01:10:20,132 Teejay, 1732 01:10:20,156 --> 01:10:22,356 you haven't actually thought through the product design, 1733 01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:25,241 the market suitability, or the technical feasibility. 1734 01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:27,581 This bar will never fuckin' fly. 1735 01:10:27,619 --> 01:10:30,045 Well, if you looked at the marketing ideas I mean-- 1736 01:10:30,070 --> 01:10:31,915 If you looked at the marketing ideas 'cause-- 1737 01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:33,504 [door slams] 1738 01:10:33,529 --> 01:10:35,639 Is this fixable? Do you think we can fix this? 1739 01:10:35,664 --> 01:10:36,974 Fuck off. 1740 01:10:37,185 --> 01:10:39,163 I really want to be alone right now. 1741 01:10:39,188 --> 01:10:40,786 I don't want to talk to you. 1742 01:10:40,811 --> 01:10:42,963 No, I am not leaving you alone. 1743 01:10:42,988 --> 01:10:45,941 I'm asking you very nicely to respect my privacy. 1744 01:10:45,966 --> 01:10:49,376 And I'm asking you nicely to respect this marriage! 1745 01:10:51,003 --> 01:10:54,200 You're a woman, Geoffrey, for fuck's sake... 1746 01:10:55,212 --> 01:10:57,119 Alright, you're seriously gonna-- 1747 01:11:00,046 --> 01:11:01,685 Lis, Lis. 1748 01:11:03,015 --> 01:11:04,268 [sigh] 1749 01:11:04,292 --> 01:11:06,125 Can I just say something? 1750 01:11:06,156 --> 01:11:11,033 I think that you are gorgeous, and you are smart. 1751 01:11:11,057 --> 01:11:12,138 Aw! 1752 01:11:12,162 --> 01:11:15,935 No, I mean it, I just love a strong woman, Lisa. 1753 01:11:15,959 --> 01:11:18,075 And I'm totally feeling it from you, 1754 01:11:18,099 --> 01:11:22,160 that connection of- of mind, body, and spirit. 1755 01:11:23,104 --> 01:11:24,253 Yeah. 1756 01:11:24,277 --> 01:11:29,833 And I think we'd make great partners in Ashtanga Babies. 1757 01:11:29,858 --> 01:11:30,858 Really, Skai? 1758 01:11:30,883 --> 01:11:32,101 Uh-huh. 1759 01:11:34,149 --> 01:11:35,279 Oh. 1760 01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:41,432 [kissing] 1761 01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:44,351 Actually, you know what, Skai? 1762 01:11:44,988 --> 01:11:46,098 What? 1763 01:11:46,724 --> 01:11:48,401 I'm really not feeling it. 1764 01:11:48,661 --> 01:11:51,784 [intriguing music] 1765 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:54,786 Fuck. 1766 01:12:03,316 --> 01:12:04,260 Fuck. 1767 01:12:04,847 --> 01:12:05,847 Fiona! 1768 01:12:05,871 --> 01:12:07,137 What the hell are you doing? 1769 01:12:07,286 --> 01:12:08,608 Fuck off, Geoffrey! 1770 01:12:08,632 --> 01:12:12,798 [thrilling music] 1771 01:12:15,194 --> 01:12:16,919 You're going kayaking? 1772 01:12:17,986 --> 01:12:19,116 Ugh. 1773 01:12:20,414 --> 01:12:21,414 Fuck! 1774 01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:22,933 Will you come back here please!? 1775 01:12:22,957 --> 01:12:24,067 Will you stop? 1776 01:12:25,718 --> 01:12:27,420 Ugh, shit! 1777 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:28,939 I think the jig is up. 1778 01:12:28,963 --> 01:12:30,216 Have you seen my piece? 1779 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,148 It's right there. Why, what happened? 1780 01:12:32,852 --> 01:12:34,334 Fucking Lisa. 1781 01:12:34,831 --> 01:12:36,049 How'd it go with Dan? 1782 01:12:36,073 --> 01:12:38,051 Not good. Not good at all act-- 1783 01:12:38,075 --> 01:12:39,156 It was horrible. 1784 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:39,984 What? 1785 01:12:40,008 --> 01:12:41,168 I did everything that I could. 1786 01:12:41,192 --> 01:12:42,642 I-I-I pitched the idea, 1787 01:12:42,666 --> 01:12:45,139 it was going smooth and then it-it just-- 1788 01:12:45,163 --> 01:12:46,163 Dan was right. 1789 01:12:46,187 --> 01:12:47,785 I had some- some problems. 1790 01:12:47,809 --> 01:12:48,939 You're kidding me. 1791 01:12:50,398 --> 01:12:52,161 Are you mad at me now? 1792 01:12:53,884 --> 01:12:55,397 You know what, Teejay? 1793 01:12:56,921 --> 01:12:59,140 Dan doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. 1794 01:12:59,165 --> 01:13:00,295 Right. 1795 01:13:00,719 --> 01:13:01,765 Shit. 1796 01:13:01,789 --> 01:13:02,869 And now it looks like 1797 01:13:02,893 --> 01:13:05,389 Lisa's gonna put the kibosh on Ashtanga Babies. 1798 01:13:05,413 --> 01:13:06,355 What? 1799 01:13:06,379 --> 01:13:07,184 What a totes waste of time. 1800 01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:08,875 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 1801 01:13:08,899 --> 01:13:10,014 So what's our next move? 1802 01:13:10,038 --> 01:13:12,948 I don't know, I think we might as well face the facts 1803 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,778 that this just isn't working for us! 1804 01:13:14,802 --> 01:13:16,711 We should just end this. 1805 01:13:16,735 --> 01:13:19,230 Our chakras are completely misaligned. 1806 01:13:19,254 --> 01:13:20,887 We need to call this off, 1807 01:13:20,911 --> 01:13:23,291 there's no use in prolonging the inevitable. 1808 01:13:24,121 --> 01:13:25,231 Call it off. 1809 01:13:25,873 --> 01:13:27,922 Are you sure you're not mad at me? 1810 01:13:29,817 --> 01:13:30,828 Just the opposite. 1811 01:13:30,852 --> 01:13:33,790 [suggestive music] 1812 01:13:35,201 --> 01:13:36,247 Fiona! 1813 01:13:36,271 --> 01:13:37,421 Geoffrey, fuck off! 1814 01:13:37,445 --> 01:13:39,009 Would you stop, please!? 1815 01:13:39,033 --> 01:13:41,632 I really just wanna be alone, Geoffrey. 1816 01:13:41,656 --> 01:13:43,166 - Alright? - No! 1817 01:13:43,191 --> 01:13:45,268 No, because I care about this marriage! 1818 01:13:46,074 --> 01:13:49,078 And you think I don't care about this shitty marriage? 1819 01:13:49,437 --> 01:13:51,808 I want a friend! I feel isolated! 1820 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,989 You don't see that I'm drowning! 1821 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,830 Oh, are you unhappy? 1822 01:13:55,855 --> 01:13:57,177 I'm in foam, Fiona! 1823 01:13:57,396 --> 01:13:59,305 I'm in fucking foam! Okay? 1824 01:13:59,329 --> 01:14:00,133 I'm in foam! 1825 01:14:00,157 --> 01:14:01,721 You think I like being Mr. Foam? 1826 01:14:01,745 --> 01:14:03,500 Being the foam guy? 1827 01:14:04,403 --> 01:14:06,864 I didn't tell you to go work in foam! 1828 01:14:06,888 --> 01:14:10,074 Alright? I didn't say become this fucking adult pothead. 1829 01:14:10,098 --> 01:14:11,489 I didn't say go stop writing 1830 01:14:11,513 --> 01:14:14,078 and sit on the couch all the time, did I? 1831 01:14:14,102 --> 01:14:16,287 I don't think you fucking understand who I am! 1832 01:14:16,311 --> 01:14:18,704 You keep saying this, that I don't know you. 1833 01:14:18,728 --> 01:14:20,326 That I don't know anything about you. 1834 01:14:20,350 --> 01:14:21,707 So, tell me. 1835 01:14:21,731 --> 01:14:23,018 Can you enlighten me, dear? 1836 01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:24,468 What don't I know about you, 1837 01:14:24,492 --> 01:14:25,987 what's the big secret here? 1838 01:14:26,011 --> 01:14:27,610 I'm gonna tell you right now. 1839 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,351 I cut an album. 1840 01:14:31,085 --> 01:14:32,215 Alright? 1841 01:14:33,789 --> 01:14:34,789 What? 1842 01:14:34,813 --> 01:14:36,093 What does that mean, you cut an-- 1843 01:14:36,117 --> 01:14:37,419 I got the Moldovans! 1844 01:14:38,368 --> 01:14:39,498 They're mine! 1845 01:14:39,541 --> 01:14:40,760 I got them. 1846 01:14:40,784 --> 01:14:43,222 I got Slad Gjot. 1847 01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:44,246 What? 1848 01:14:44,270 --> 01:14:45,400 What-what-- 1849 01:14:45,444 --> 01:14:46,524 Madov-- 1850 01:14:46,548 --> 01:14:47,353 Moldova? 1851 01:14:47,377 --> 01:14:48,285 Moldova. 1852 01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:49,458 Moldova. 1853 01:14:49,482 --> 01:14:51,322 You hired producers from Moldova, is that a real thing? 1854 01:14:51,346 --> 01:14:52,323 Are they- they're producers-- 1855 01:14:52,347 --> 01:14:53,531 It's a real country, Geoffrey. 1856 01:14:53,555 --> 01:14:54,740 Don't be racist. 1857 01:14:54,764 --> 01:14:55,430 And you- 1858 01:14:55,454 --> 01:14:56,120 Do you- 1859 01:14:56,144 --> 01:14:57,294 Are you serious right now? 1860 01:14:57,318 --> 01:14:58,448 I'm serious. 1861 01:14:58,768 --> 01:15:00,124 I-I I'm speechless. 1862 01:15:00,148 --> 01:15:00,953 How did you-- 1863 01:15:00,977 --> 01:15:01,988 I'm making a comeback. 1864 01:15:02,012 --> 01:15:03,231 --Where, when, how? 1865 01:15:03,255 --> 01:15:05,247 How did you afford such a thing? 1866 01:15:07,190 --> 01:15:10,249 Uhh well, we- we had to make an investment. 1867 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,273 "We", like- 1868 01:15:11,297 --> 01:15:12,171 We? 1869 01:15:12,195 --> 01:15:13,715 So what kind of investment did we make? 1870 01:15:13,739 --> 01:15:15,346 What are we talking about here exactly? 1871 01:15:15,370 --> 01:15:16,480 Alright, Geoffrey. 1872 01:15:18,097 --> 01:15:20,558 About roughly in the world of 350. 1873 01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:21,283 So... 1874 01:15:21,307 --> 01:15:22,319 Come again? 1875 01:15:22,343 --> 01:15:26,012 Yeah, 350,000. 1876 01:15:26,036 --> 01:15:28,142 I'm sorry, can you say that again? 1877 01:15:29,074 --> 01:15:33,633 You know, Geoffrey, it's not cheap to work in Moldova. 1878 01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:37,142 Hey, Lisa. 1879 01:15:37,185 --> 01:15:38,295 Hey. 1880 01:15:38,324 --> 01:15:39,455 I uh... 1881 01:15:41,327 --> 01:15:43,090 I need to talk to you. 1882 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:44,602 Uh-huh. 1883 01:15:47,161 --> 01:15:48,502 It's just, it's not-- 1884 01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:53,000 It's not something that's easy to talk about. 1885 01:15:53,718 --> 01:15:55,430 Can you hand me the rum? 1886 01:15:55,942 --> 01:15:57,151 [clears throat] 1887 01:15:57,861 --> 01:15:58,971 Thanks. 1888 01:15:59,467 --> 01:16:00,597 Umm... 1889 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:02,682 [pouring] 1890 01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:06,259 Oh fuck this, okay, there's no good way to say this, Lis, 1891 01:16:06,294 --> 01:16:09,306 so I'm just gonna- I'm gonna come out and I'm gonna... 1892 01:16:10,011 --> 01:16:12,176 I think I might be in love with Skai. 1893 01:16:14,429 --> 01:16:15,539 Oh, really? 1894 01:16:15,822 --> 01:16:18,490 I am so sorry, I never meant for this to happen. 1895 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,268 I didn't. 1896 01:16:21,091 --> 01:16:25,002 Lisa, you're the mother of my children, okay? 1897 01:16:25,026 --> 01:16:27,708 And I will always love and respect you, always. 1898 01:16:27,928 --> 01:16:31,783 But something, something changed in me this weekend, 1899 01:16:32,378 --> 01:16:38,705 I feel like I need to explore this thing with Skai. 1900 01:16:39,282 --> 01:16:41,778 I mean, we've connected in this... 1901 01:16:42,492 --> 01:16:45,851 in this deeply spiritual, extraordinary way and I just-- 1902 01:16:45,875 --> 01:16:48,888 I think it would be unfair to us. 1903 01:16:48,912 --> 01:16:51,097 It would be unfair to you and to me, 1904 01:16:51,121 --> 01:16:55,146 if I didn't acknowledge those feelings and be true to myself. 1905 01:16:56,230 --> 01:16:59,104 And it would break my heart to lie to you. 1906 01:17:00,337 --> 01:17:01,467 Wow. 1907 01:17:01,604 --> 01:17:02,714 I know. 1908 01:17:03,029 --> 01:17:06,456 I know, I am so sorry and I do hope that we will be able 1909 01:17:06,481 --> 01:17:09,853 to find a way to- to work past this. 1910 01:17:10,382 --> 01:17:12,049 Are you fucking kidding me? 1911 01:17:12,073 --> 01:17:13,499 - No. - Holy fuck! 1912 01:17:13,523 --> 01:17:15,984 Are you fucking-- You're fucking serious! 1913 01:17:16,008 --> 01:17:18,331 $350,000 of our money! 1914 01:17:18,355 --> 01:17:19,954 I've been worried sick about you, 1915 01:17:19,978 --> 01:17:21,618 I'm obsessed with making sure you're happy 1916 01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:22,802 and everything's taken care of 1917 01:17:22,826 --> 01:17:25,028 and you've got everything you need, but really, 1918 01:17:25,052 --> 01:17:26,650 you're just running around lying to me, 1919 01:17:26,674 --> 01:17:28,445 and spinning this web of fucking lies 1920 01:17:28,469 --> 01:17:31,172 and cutting a secret fucking album? 1921 01:17:31,196 --> 01:17:32,639 And a music video. 1922 01:17:33,163 --> 01:17:34,520 'Cause we had to! 1923 01:17:34,544 --> 01:17:37,040 We have to do the music video as well, obviously. 1924 01:17:37,064 --> 01:17:37,972 Oh obviously, right. 1925 01:17:37,996 --> 01:17:40,215 No, come on, Geoffrey. No! 1926 01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:41,492 [splash] 1927 01:17:41,516 --> 01:17:42,626 Help! 1928 01:17:42,724 --> 01:17:44,564 Geoffrey! Geoffrey! 1929 01:17:44,588 --> 01:17:46,236 You're wearing a life jacket. 1930 01:17:47,005 --> 01:17:48,258 Fucking float. 1931 01:17:48,282 --> 01:17:49,224 No come on, Geoffrey. 1932 01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:50,575 Please. 1933 01:17:52,021 --> 01:17:53,021 You know what? 1934 01:17:53,045 --> 01:17:53,815 Forget Dan. 1935 01:17:53,839 --> 01:17:54,505 Forget him, forget his money. 1936 01:17:54,529 --> 01:17:56,059 I don't need his money. 1937 01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:57,474 I'll go out on my own. 1938 01:17:57,498 --> 01:17:58,716 I'll open my own firm. 1939 01:17:58,740 --> 01:17:59,752 Yeah! Yeah, forget Lisa! 1940 01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:01,133 I don't need Lisa. 1941 01:18:01,157 --> 01:18:02,375 I don't even like Lisa! 1942 01:18:02,399 --> 01:18:03,509 Yeah, I know. 1943 01:18:04,131 --> 01:18:05,262 Oh. 1944 01:18:05,609 --> 01:18:07,065 Oh, I love you. 1945 01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:12,178 You know what you are, Dan? 1946 01:18:12,202 --> 01:18:14,180 You are a dumb-ass. 1947 01:18:14,204 --> 01:18:18,598 You're not a rad ass, but you're a real fucking dumb-ass 1948 01:18:18,622 --> 01:18:24,004 'cause you've been played like a well strung fiddle. 1949 01:18:24,249 --> 01:18:26,606 I get that you're upset, you've every right to be. 1950 01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:28,194 Yeah, you're right, I am upset. 1951 01:18:28,218 --> 01:18:30,403 And do you wanna know why I'm upset, Dan? 1952 01:18:30,427 --> 01:18:33,372 Because I married a fake fucking imbecile! 1953 01:18:33,396 --> 01:18:34,683 But you know what? 1954 01:18:34,707 --> 01:18:37,147 You guys, you're you're actually really perfect for each other 1955 01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:39,654 because she's just as dumb and as fake as you are. 1956 01:18:39,678 --> 01:18:40,586 So... 1957 01:18:40,610 --> 01:18:42,050 I'm not trying to be fake here, Lisa. 1958 01:18:42,074 --> 01:18:44,486 I'm trying to be real to you right now, Lisa. 1959 01:18:44,510 --> 01:18:46,730 I'm trying to be truthful and honest with you. 1960 01:18:46,754 --> 01:18:49,319 Oh my god Dan, everything about you is a sham. 1961 01:18:49,343 --> 01:18:51,528 And you wanna know what I learned this weekend? 1962 01:18:51,552 --> 01:18:54,531 I learned that I have allowed you to turn me into something 1963 01:18:54,555 --> 01:18:56,188 that I never should have been. 1964 01:18:56,212 --> 01:18:58,397 To something that I never even wanted to be. 1965 01:18:58,421 --> 01:18:59,985 The hell are you talking about? 1966 01:19:00,009 --> 01:19:01,503 I am talking about this! 1967 01:19:01,527 --> 01:19:04,161 And about the car, and the money, and the jobs, 1968 01:19:04,185 --> 01:19:05,645 and the house, and the image! 1969 01:19:05,669 --> 01:19:06,750 Fuck it! 1970 01:19:06,774 --> 01:19:09,915 It's all just a load of crap and I don't want it. 1971 01:19:10,295 --> 01:19:11,789 You're- you're tripping. 1972 01:19:11,813 --> 01:19:13,619 You-you-you are seriously delusional, Lisa. 1973 01:19:13,643 --> 01:19:15,000 You know what, I'm not. 1974 01:19:15,024 --> 01:19:16,415 I think that I'm seeing clearly 1975 01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:18,624 for the first time in a really long time. 1976 01:19:18,648 --> 01:19:21,040 And all this, I don't want any of it. 1977 01:19:21,064 --> 01:19:22,248 That's not who I am. 1978 01:19:22,272 --> 01:19:23,077 And you know what? 1979 01:19:23,101 --> 01:19:27,288 I am done building fake relationships 1980 01:19:27,312 --> 01:19:30,187 and marketing your sorry ass. 1981 01:19:30,211 --> 01:19:31,395 Wow. 1982 01:19:31,419 --> 01:19:34,906 So now suddenly you have a problem with our success? 1983 01:19:35,458 --> 01:19:36,939 Now who's full of shit!? 1984 01:19:37,736 --> 01:19:39,748 You don't like the name Rad Ass? 1985 01:19:39,772 --> 01:19:42,303 Well here's a newsflash: you came up with it! 1986 01:19:42,327 --> 01:19:45,133 Christ's sake, don't tell me that this isn't you, 1987 01:19:45,157 --> 01:19:47,170 that somehow I've forced you into some life 1988 01:19:47,194 --> 01:19:48,481 that you don't want, 1989 01:19:48,505 --> 01:19:51,450 'cause that is the biggest load of shit that I have ever heard! 1990 01:19:51,474 --> 01:19:52,451 Oh my god, Dan! 1991 01:19:52,475 --> 01:19:54,108 Everything about us is fake! 1992 01:19:54,132 --> 01:19:55,523 Oh Everything's fake, everything's fake, really? 1993 01:19:55,547 --> 01:19:56,593 Our kids are fake? 1994 01:19:56,617 --> 01:19:57,214 Fuck you! 1995 01:19:57,238 --> 01:19:58,146 Fuck you, and fuck you! 1996 01:19:58,170 --> 01:20:00,424 You know why I planned this weekend, Dan, 1997 01:20:00,448 --> 01:20:02,633 because I fucking knew that you would do it. 1998 01:20:02,657 --> 01:20:03,600 I bet. 1999 01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,671 I just had to prove to myself that you would. 2000 01:20:05,695 --> 01:20:06,775 And you know what, 2001 01:20:06,799 --> 01:20:09,433 you have caused me to lead an inauthentic life. 2002 01:20:09,457 --> 01:20:11,401 "An inauthentic life"? Wow! 2003 01:20:11,425 --> 01:20:12,712 Oh I- I get this now. 2004 01:20:12,736 --> 01:20:16,061 You're actually suffering from some sort of mid-life crisis! 2005 01:20:16,085 --> 01:20:17,717 You know what, maybe-maybe I am. 2006 01:20:17,741 --> 01:20:20,548 Because when I met you I was an anthropology major 2007 01:20:20,572 --> 01:20:22,826 and I could a done something important with my life. 2008 01:20:22,850 --> 01:20:23,723 Maybe I could've-- 2009 01:20:23,747 --> 01:20:25,691 I could've discovered a tribe in fucking 2010 01:20:25,715 --> 01:20:26,924 Papua New Guinea! 2011 01:20:27,096 --> 01:20:29,488 Do they have a Four Seasons there? 2012 01:20:29,512 --> 01:20:31,076 Give me a fucking break, Lisa. 2013 01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:33,768 Are you honestly trying to tell me 2014 01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:37,068 that you don't love closing the deal!? 2015 01:20:37,485 --> 01:20:38,595 No. 2016 01:20:38,866 --> 01:20:39,996 I don't. 2017 01:20:40,281 --> 01:20:41,391 Wow. 2018 01:20:42,145 --> 01:20:44,123 You are clearly not handling this well. 2019 01:20:44,147 --> 01:20:45,366 Oh my god whatever, Dan. 2020 01:20:45,390 --> 01:20:47,713 You spend one night with hot bendy bitch. 2021 01:20:47,737 --> 01:20:49,128 [laughing] 2022 01:20:49,152 --> 01:20:50,681 And now it's true love. 2023 01:20:50,705 --> 01:20:54,789 We connected in a deeply spiritual, extraordinary way! 2024 01:20:54,813 --> 01:20:56,618 Okay, okay Dan you know what, whatever. 2025 01:20:56,642 --> 01:20:59,414 I just, I wish you both all the best of luck 2026 01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:03,280 and I really hope that your baby yoga business 2027 01:21:03,304 --> 01:21:05,373 brings you both much success. 2028 01:21:06,652 --> 01:21:07,871 What a fucking loser. 2029 01:21:07,895 --> 01:21:09,666 You know what, you planned this weekend 2030 01:21:09,690 --> 01:21:11,668 because you thought I was fake, 2031 01:21:11,692 --> 01:21:13,344 but then you realized you were. 2032 01:21:14,281 --> 01:21:15,411 Yeah. 2033 01:21:16,904 --> 01:21:18,468 That's why you're pissed. 2034 01:21:19,438 --> 01:21:22,438 [melancholy music] 2035 01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:27,708 Fuck you! Fuck you! 2036 01:21:30,883 --> 01:21:32,911 [sigh] 2037 01:21:35,336 --> 01:21:39,799 [leaves rustling] 2038 01:21:39,823 --> 01:21:44,387 [birds chirping] 2039 01:21:49,868 --> 01:21:52,703 [birds chirping] 2040 01:21:58,258 --> 01:21:59,388 [scoffs] 2041 01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:04,373 How did we get here? 2042 01:22:05,642 --> 01:22:09,153 I mean, are you really that unhappy? 2043 01:22:10,094 --> 01:22:11,204 Yeah. 2044 01:22:11,993 --> 01:22:13,123 Yeah. 2045 01:22:14,075 --> 01:22:16,970 - I really am. - Okay. 2046 01:22:17,551 --> 01:22:20,461 When I met you I had this like little music career. 2047 01:22:20,486 --> 01:22:22,518 It was kind of great. 2048 01:22:23,265 --> 01:22:25,717 And then I got married to you. 2049 01:22:27,158 --> 01:22:30,862 And now I'm just like, I love my family, 2050 01:22:30,887 --> 01:22:33,243 I would die for my family. 2051 01:22:34,844 --> 01:22:38,927 I can't, I-I can't, I-I I can't fucking do it anymore. 2052 01:22:38,951 --> 01:22:40,790 I'm like this fucking housewife. 2053 01:22:41,989 --> 01:22:44,017 I have no one to talk to. 2054 01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:46,370 What about me? 2055 01:22:46,649 --> 01:22:48,834 What about me? Why couldn't you talk to me? 2056 01:22:48,858 --> 01:22:51,008 When would I talk to you? 2057 01:22:51,032 --> 01:22:53,701 You get home, you light your spliff, 2058 01:22:53,725 --> 01:22:56,255 you go on the couch, you fall asleep. 2059 01:22:56,279 --> 01:22:57,889 I don't talk to anyone. 2060 01:22:58,350 --> 01:23:01,467 You know who I talked to last night, was Dan. 2061 01:23:01,491 --> 01:23:02,985 That's all we did. 2062 01:23:04,502 --> 01:23:08,699 I'm sorry, I should've talked to you, but I can't. 2063 01:23:09,546 --> 01:23:11,542 Oh fuck. 2064 01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:14,627 You talked to Dan? 2065 01:23:16,140 --> 01:23:17,250 Yeah. 2066 01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:20,609 Wow. 2067 01:23:24,687 --> 01:23:27,752 I'm-I'm uh... 2068 01:23:28,518 --> 01:23:29,845 I'm miserable. 2069 01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:33,741 I'm so-- 2070 01:23:33,765 --> 01:23:35,294 You should fucking quit your job! 2071 01:23:35,318 --> 01:23:36,571 You should quit your qu-- 2072 01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:38,038 No, I'm serious. 2073 01:23:38,356 --> 01:23:39,975 Quit. Just quit. 2074 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,389 Quit your job as a green compliance officer. 2075 01:23:42,413 --> 01:23:43,341 Just do it. 2076 01:23:43,365 --> 01:23:45,028 And then what am I gonna do? 2077 01:23:45,052 --> 01:23:47,996 I've got a huge line of credit to pay off, evidently. 2078 01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:49,688 I don't know, I don't know! 2079 01:23:49,712 --> 01:23:50,723 I mean, come on. 2080 01:23:50,747 --> 01:23:52,472 We need to be happy. 2081 01:23:55,476 --> 01:23:56,606 Please. 2082 01:24:01,931 --> 01:24:04,530 I can't believe I brought you up here like this. 2083 01:24:04,554 --> 01:24:05,704 To do this. 2084 01:24:05,728 --> 01:24:09,291 I don't- I can't believe what a fucking idiot I've been. 2085 01:24:09,870 --> 01:24:11,000 Fucking idiot. 2086 01:24:14,046 --> 01:24:16,268 Well I'm idiot number two, 2087 01:24:16,532 --> 01:24:18,820 because I made a fucking music video! 2088 01:24:18,844 --> 01:24:19,580 Yeah. 2089 01:24:20,219 --> 01:24:21,684 I'd like to see that by the way. 2090 01:24:21,709 --> 01:24:23,515 Is that-- Can we watch that later? 2091 01:24:23,539 --> 01:24:24,727 Oh it's- it's... 2092 01:24:24,988 --> 01:24:28,928 [laughing] 2093 01:24:29,645 --> 01:24:32,212 Don't, please don't. 2094 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:34,560 I'm sorry. 2095 01:24:34,584 --> 01:24:35,596 I'm sorry. 2096 01:24:35,620 --> 01:24:40,573 I'm really-- I'm really sorry about everything. 2097 01:24:41,460 --> 01:24:42,724 Will you kiss me? 2098 01:24:43,731 --> 01:24:44,914 Just try. 2099 01:24:47,712 --> 01:24:48,712 Okay. 2100 01:24:49,267 --> 01:24:52,267 [mellow music] 2101 01:24:59,851 --> 01:25:03,175 [laughing] 2102 01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:06,511 You stupid muppet. 2103 01:25:06,892 --> 01:25:08,353 [laughing] 2104 01:25:17,903 --> 01:25:18,949 [Dan] Hey! 2105 01:25:18,973 --> 01:25:20,088 Hey! 2106 01:25:20,112 --> 01:25:22,194 Dan! How you doing? You okay? 2107 01:25:22,218 --> 01:25:22,953 Yeah, what's- what's up? 2108 01:25:22,977 --> 01:25:24,403 You guys-- You guys leaving? 2109 01:25:24,427 --> 01:25:26,025 Yeah, I gotta get back to town, 2110 01:25:26,049 --> 01:25:28,442 got some business I need to take care of. 2111 01:25:28,466 --> 01:25:29,706 But it's been totes amaze balls. 2112 01:25:29,730 --> 01:25:32,100 And we can't thank you guys enough for having us. 2113 01:25:32,124 --> 01:25:33,101 Yeah, this weekend was-- 2114 01:25:33,125 --> 01:25:34,482 We had so much fun. 2115 01:25:34,506 --> 01:25:36,104 I mean, I had a great time. 2116 01:25:36,128 --> 01:25:37,865 - Okay. - Umm... 2117 01:25:37,889 --> 01:25:40,074 Where's- where's Lisa? We should say bye to her. 2118 01:25:40,098 --> 01:25:41,627 Oh, she's umm, she's... 2119 01:25:41,651 --> 01:25:43,077 She's out back somewhere out there. 2120 01:25:43,101 --> 01:25:44,665 Okay, well let's go say goodbye. 2121 01:25:44,689 --> 01:25:45,424 Okay. 2122 01:25:45,448 --> 01:25:46,728 Actually, um Teejay, do you mind? 2123 01:25:46,752 --> 01:25:49,394 I just wanted to have a quick chat with Skai, 2124 01:25:49,418 --> 01:25:51,180 if that-if that would be okay. 2125 01:25:52,018 --> 01:25:53,639 Yeah. Okay. 2126 01:25:53,663 --> 01:25:55,325 Okay. I'll uhh... 2127 01:25:55,592 --> 01:25:58,160 let you guys have a talk, I'll go say goodbye to Lisa. 2128 01:25:58,185 --> 01:26:00,052 Yeah, she's just-- back. 2129 01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:01,849 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2130 01:26:03,648 --> 01:26:04,857 Come here. 2131 01:26:05,549 --> 01:26:06,549 [relieved sigh] 2132 01:26:06,573 --> 01:26:07,515 Oh! 2133 01:26:07,539 --> 01:26:08,861 Mmm, thanks! 2134 01:26:08,885 --> 01:26:10,927 Thank you, Dan. That's nice. 2135 01:26:11,543 --> 01:26:13,366 Hmm, I told Lisa. 2136 01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:15,420 You told Lisa what? 2137 01:26:15,444 --> 01:26:16,697 About us! 2138 01:26:16,721 --> 01:26:19,081 I know, I know I know it's gonna be difficult to start with, 2139 01:26:19,105 --> 01:26:21,046 and I haven't thought about how we're gonna 2140 01:26:21,070 --> 01:26:23,462 break the news to Teejay, oh, bless his heart. 2141 01:26:23,486 --> 01:26:25,015 But the things that are growing, 2142 01:26:25,039 --> 01:26:26,845 the things that are sprouting within me. 2143 01:26:26,869 --> 01:26:29,481 I mean, this is the real deal, Skai. 2144 01:26:29,513 --> 01:26:32,879 - This is-- This is love. - Oh, Jesus Christ. 2145 01:26:32,904 --> 01:26:33,984 I know, it's overwhelming. 2146 01:26:34,008 --> 01:26:35,227 I know, I know. 2147 01:26:35,251 --> 01:26:36,972 And there are a lot of people that we need to consider, 2148 01:26:36,997 --> 01:26:38,517 there's TeeJay, there's Lisa, there's-- 2149 01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:39,770 Oh my god, there's my kids. 2150 01:26:39,795 --> 01:26:41,727 I haven't even thought about them, but you know what? 2151 01:26:41,752 --> 01:26:43,652 It's fine, it's fine, we're gonna make it work. 2152 01:26:43,702 --> 01:26:46,369 Day by day, we'll make it work. 2153 01:26:46,646 --> 01:26:51,178 Dan, I-I'm so sorry, 2154 01:26:51,203 --> 01:26:53,465 I didn't know that you felt this way. 2155 01:26:55,518 --> 01:26:56,782 I... 2156 01:26:56,807 --> 01:26:57,807 What do you-- 2157 01:26:57,831 --> 01:26:59,947 What do you- what do you mean you're sorry? 2158 01:26:59,971 --> 01:27:01,120 I... 2159 01:27:01,144 --> 01:27:03,951 Wait, no, you-you feel- you feel- you feel the same, no? 2160 01:27:03,975 --> 01:27:05,815 I mean, come on, the other night-- 2161 01:27:05,839 --> 01:27:08,093 Yeah, the other night was amazing, like the sex 2162 01:27:08,117 --> 01:27:11,165 was so great, it was- it was really, really, really-- 2163 01:27:11,189 --> 01:27:12,028 It was fucking great! 2164 01:27:12,052 --> 01:27:16,343 Yeah, but that was just sex, Dan. 2165 01:27:16,815 --> 01:27:18,961 This was a swingers weekend, right? 2166 01:27:20,025 --> 01:27:22,763 W-well technically yeah, yeah, 2167 01:27:22,787 --> 01:27:26,007 but-but Skai we found something-- special. 2168 01:27:26,031 --> 01:27:30,184 I mean, that-that-that that was extraordinary-- 2169 01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:30,702 Totally! 2170 01:27:30,726 --> 01:27:31,530 -- And spiritual! 2171 01:27:31,554 --> 01:27:36,688 Yeah, I mean, I respect you so much, 2172 01:27:36,713 --> 01:27:40,590 and that's why I wanted you to invest in Ashtanga Babies. 2173 01:27:40,667 --> 01:27:42,161 - Fuck the Ashmanga babies-- - It's Ashtanga-- 2174 01:27:42,185 --> 01:27:43,093 --I want you! 2175 01:27:43,117 --> 01:27:44,819 I mean, I overheard you with Teejay-- 2176 01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:45,648 [Teejay] Hey, Skai? 2177 01:27:45,672 --> 01:27:46,802 Out here! 2178 01:27:49,721 --> 01:27:51,411 - Hey! - Hey. 2179 01:27:51,436 --> 01:27:52,517 You ready to hit the road? 2180 01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:54,168 Yup! Uhh, yup. 2181 01:27:54,991 --> 01:27:56,319 Dan, come here. 2182 01:27:56,471 --> 01:27:57,581 Okay. 2183 01:27:58,823 --> 01:28:01,595 Thanks you again for this weekend it's been so much fun. 2184 01:28:01,619 --> 01:28:02,181 And Lisa? 2185 01:28:02,205 --> 01:28:03,297 Whoa... 2186 01:28:03,321 --> 01:28:04,321 A deviant. 2187 01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:05,564 You take care of her. 2188 01:28:05,588 --> 01:28:06,979 I'll see you at the ranch. 2189 01:28:07,003 --> 01:28:08,567 Okay, you got the bags, baby? 2190 01:28:08,591 --> 01:28:09,603 Yep, yep, let's go. 2191 01:28:09,627 --> 01:28:10,604 Alrighty. 2192 01:28:10,628 --> 01:28:12,295 Oh and tell Geoffrey and Fiona we say 'bye 2193 01:28:12,319 --> 01:28:13,883 'cause they're a really sweet couple. 2194 01:28:13,907 --> 01:28:15,017 Okay, bye. 2195 01:28:15,287 --> 01:28:16,417 Okay, bye! 2196 01:28:17,704 --> 01:28:18,635 You got all them bags? 2197 01:28:18,912 --> 01:28:20,924 I have to tell you what just happened! 2198 01:28:20,948 --> 01:28:22,711 Teejay, would you listen to me? 2199 01:28:22,743 --> 01:28:24,033 Tee-jay! 2200 01:28:24,581 --> 01:28:27,581 [sad music] 2201 01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:32,936 - Hi. - Hi. 2202 01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:34,524 - Hey! - Morning. 2203 01:28:34,548 --> 01:28:35,698 We'd lost track of time. 2204 01:28:35,722 --> 01:28:37,838 - Hi. - Hi, sorry. 2205 01:28:37,862 --> 01:28:39,287 Sorry, didn't help clean up. 2206 01:28:39,311 --> 01:28:40,599 No, we didn't. 2207 01:28:40,623 --> 01:28:43,983 But thank you, it was a really great weekend. 2208 01:28:44,075 --> 01:28:45,440 You know, eventful. 2209 01:28:45,465 --> 01:28:52,956 Umm, buddy, I wanna apologize to you for, well for everything. 2210 01:28:52,980 --> 01:28:56,339 I mean, ultimately, I wanna thank you too 2211 01:28:56,363 --> 01:28:59,888 because I think Fiona and I, we got a fighting chance now. 2212 01:29:01,092 --> 01:29:02,222 That's great. 2213 01:29:03,266 --> 01:29:06,211 Okay uhh, sweetie? 2214 01:29:06,235 --> 01:29:08,316 - Sweetie darling? - Yes? 2215 01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:10,249 - Are you good to go? - Yeah, yep. 2216 01:29:10,273 --> 01:29:14,720 Guys, almost forgot, I uh, found this in my room. 2217 01:29:15,382 --> 01:29:17,740 Thought you probably wouldn't want that left 2218 01:29:17,764 --> 01:29:23,159 for the next guests 'cause that'd be super awkward, right? 2219 01:29:23,183 --> 01:29:24,298 Mhm. Thank you. 2220 01:29:24,322 --> 01:29:24,885 Let's go. 2221 01:29:24,909 --> 01:29:25,713 Okay. Ready? 2222 01:29:25,737 --> 01:29:26,438 Yep. 2223 01:29:26,462 --> 01:29:28,613 Bye, you guys. Thank you. 2224 01:29:28,637 --> 01:29:29,648 See ya', take care. 2225 01:29:29,672 --> 01:29:30,131 Okay. 2226 01:29:30,155 --> 01:29:31,880 Bye, thank you! 2227 01:29:32,641 --> 01:29:33,664 [Geoff] Bye. 2228 01:29:33,688 --> 01:29:35,205 - Drive safe. - [Geoff] Thanks. 2229 01:29:35,229 --> 01:29:36,339 Mhmm. 2230 01:29:36,714 --> 01:29:37,725 Grab this. 2231 01:29:37,749 --> 01:29:38,657 Thank you. 2232 01:29:38,681 --> 01:29:40,198 Yeah, no problem, what do you got in here? 2233 01:29:40,223 --> 01:29:42,158 - New shoes? - Ha-ha. 2234 01:29:43,651 --> 01:29:45,041 [door opening] 2235 01:29:46,182 --> 01:29:49,182 [pensive music] 2236 01:29:51,057 --> 01:29:52,495 [door closing] 2237 01:30:04,507 --> 01:30:06,271 [sigh] 2238 01:30:10,703 --> 01:30:13,703 [upbeat music]